Response To Spammers, Y Hello Thar

Hello.
First, let me thank you. I was bored tonight, and wondering what to do, so I checked these forums. I assume you know what I found. At first I thought this was going to be a boring purge of spam, but then I saw that not only did you spam the forum, but you came back. This opened the doors for something far more interesting for me to do: Write a response.
Unfortunately, as I said, a purge is boring, and the only thing worse is systematically moving the offending posts to a new subforum. Because of this, your posts have been deleted. However, amidst the spam, there were actually a few posts I wanted to reply to. I may have forgotten a few, but I'll see what I can come up with.

1- In response to the "Flaming Penguins[insert X amount of S' here]" joke, I got the name from a joke someone made at school, and decided to keep it. I'm sure you weren't curious, but that's where it came from.

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Yes, I'm Canadian, and thank you for spamming my country's colours. If you like, there's an American flag as well. There may be others, but I'm too lazy to check.

3- The general prepubescence of your posts. I would be honoured if this were a raid from /b/, being a /b/tard of over 2 years myself (inb4 underage b&), but unless one of the lesser Anon decided to raid, leaving his /b/rethren behind, I can only assume this was the attempt of a 14 year old wanna-be /b/tard, or multiple of the same. This reasoning comes from the plethora of poop/mom jokes, and the lack of memes oft-used on /b/ that are best not repeated in this post. Basically, your posts appear to portray a /b/ for 12 year olds. Not that I'm complaining, but it leaves me curious as to where you're from. (I must say, the relative competancy of your grammar and spelling also leaves me perplexed)

4- The smilies. Yeah, a few are stupid, but that's how it is on most every forum. I'm just glad to have some variety.

That's about all the issues I can think of to respond to. Now, moving on.
As you can see, I've given you a place to post, as you obviously enjoy it. Your permissions to post in every other forum have been revoked, but that shouldn't be a problem, as you'll be getting the same amount of attention in this subforum. I may even make an appearance from time to time. ^^ (inb4 weeaboo, and I'll gladly admit it) Oh, and if any of you (or alternatively, "you", which seems somewhat unlikely judging by your varying emails and such) want to have an actual conversation, I'm always up for it.

Now, trolls, I have provided food, water, and shelter. Do with it what you may.

I like spam, it's funny and sometimes illegal.

Same; 'tis entertaining at times, as long as it isn't nonsense Dead Rat Corpses advertisements. Although there was one really funny nonsense ad on the FtB forums that I used as a signature for a while. Can't remember it now though.

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Oh, lol, someone must've put a filter on "Via.gra" to "Dead Rat Corpses." XD
Might've been me; I forget. I'll keep it though; 'tis humorous. ^^

Our raid was amazing, respect foo!

Holy fuck, can still post here.

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