May 6 - Ninja Day the day of the currency where we buy lots of sideburn-y things
September 30 - Pink day when we all have something pink like our beloved president, may it be nails or a shirt or anything
November 28 - President's birthdaycelebrated with a parade through Bottom's main street
December 21 - Moaning day dedicated to the "Ohs" in Prelude 12/21
December 29 - National Sideburnia Day where we wave our Sideburnian flags and let our sideburns be mighty
Anyone have more ideas?
A nice read.Mayor of Bottom, Sideburnia!Jack Sparrow: What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.