Quotes!, Post your favorites!

This my personal favorite, because it was an answer to a question I ASKED! *dances around in circles*

"Fabulous, we're a larger, pinker version of Italy!" (in answer as to what he thinks of Sideburnia)

No words can explain the thoughts that just raced through my head. Well, there are words but I will refrain from sharing them with the world.

Alas, this is part of the reason I love the man.

I think I have an idea of what you mean.

So do I

That has to be the best quote EVER.

I'm so proud he knows about us


Jade: "Well, usually it's just me in my apartment making the songs, and then for the lyrics I usually go to Davey's house and we lay on his bed...you know, homoerotic song writing."

Interviewer: Best pick up line you've ever used, or had used on
Jade: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

“I didn't get my membership stuff! Weak! I stole the patch and armband from Fritch, though, so in your face Fritch!!" - Jade

"Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser you could just step carefully down off of it but make a crazy I'm-going-off-really-hard face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move." - Jade

"The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl and called in Davey." - Jade Puget

"So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle." - Jade

Jade Puget: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak.

"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Jade Puget

“AFireInside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soy milk backstage before I get a damn drop of it." - Jade

Q: What are the most embarrassing things to happen on stage?
Adam: Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half the set. I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.
Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off of it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.
Adam: That was great!
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people's mind off it but I don't think it worked?
Adam: Worked for me.


"I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in my body. Ok, I only broke one bone. Well, I didn't break any bones, but I could have!" - Jade

"Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?" - Jade

"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg." - Jade

oh god... every time i read that i swear i piss myself... that's probably one of the best Jade quotes around!

I have a whole file full of Jade quotes somewhere. I really need to look for it and post them here...

Interviewer- Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey' video occurs in your crotch?

Jade- Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?

Davey- No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch.

Thanks Sam!

"I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up."

“We'll be playing in Minnesota at the Mall of America, at the mini golf course...in the windmill.”

"Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser you could just step carefully down of of it but make a crazy I'm-going-off-really-hard face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move."

"And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital."

"Actually, I enjoy both Lynyrd Skynyrd and Pink Floyd. Don't they say Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd is the best album to make out to? Personally I think it's FsharpAsharpInfinity by Godspeed You Black Emperor."

"I think Tucson should armwrestle Phoenix and whoever wins, we'll play there."

"Yes, I have an iron cross on my arm. Yes, I got it when I was 17. Yes, I would change it to Taz in front of a weed leaf if I could. No, I'm not a Nazi."

"Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?"

"So, what's the speed of dark anyway?"

That is one of my favorites! I think about it at random all the time.

Some others...

"Just because I had a few meaningless one night pattycake encounters doesn't mean I'm a whore."

"I'll eat the hell out of a bagel, that's my job."

"God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as the beverage of choice for child molesters because I knew this creepy old man who drank it and he must have been a child molester because all old people are child molesters."

Is that what they're calling it nowadays...

"I love your duck with all its ducky goodness."

"Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death."

"It's all in the wrist." - Jade's opinion on AFI's greatness

"Ninjas ARE TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples heads off."

"For finger exercises, I do the removable thumb trick about 50-70 times to limber up."

"We'll come around Montreal but we won't actually come into the city. I doubt we'll go beyond just lurking in the bushes on the outskirts of town. I don't think the Montrealites have recovered from my yelling, "I am a grapefruit! Give me all your croissants!" in French in the supermarket last time I was there."

"Did I say I had a Les Paul? Sorry, I meant Ru Paul."

Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!
(that's one of my favourites )

Jade Puget: Awwwww, man!!! Shit! I just dropped my favorite eyeliner!
Jade Puget: I just dropped my favorite earplugs on the floor, too.
Interviewer: You have favorites?
Jade Puget: Yeah, I just started using them like an hour ago, and I really liked them, so now they're my favorites.

Okay. I'm done. I'm new, btw. I thought I'd bring you offerings. heh

Do you know where this one is from? And do you have it? I've been looking for it for ages, and I haven't a clue about it, really...

Oh snap. That's a new one I have never heard before. that makes me happy.

I'm not sure if this was posted.. my friend sayd that Jade sayd this.. I'm not sure.. but its in french.. Je suis un pamplemousse, donne-moi tout vos croissants (translates into: I am a Grapefruit, give me all your croissants)