Well, I'm not a big fan of rules and I detest censorship, but in order to have an efficient and happy board some common sense will have to be observed.

--I'm not averse to bad words but topics with nothing but 'fuck' and the like will be deleted. Fuck!

--Certain things will not be tolerated on the board, which is the 'n'-word, since it can be taken badly and is really not a nice word. We also have a had a problem with a member using 'Gay' as a derogatory term and insult. Please utilize common sense when interacting with the members here, mmkay?

--Discussion and disagreements are in fact encouraged but outright attacks and flaming will only be tolerated in the Battleground forum. Be warned when you enter there that it's no-holds-barred. Trolls, indulge.

--The writing section is for people to post their own creations and commenting is usually welcome by most writers, but insults WILL NOT be tolerated. Ahem.

--I reserve the right to move/lock/delete forums if it is necessary. If it fits better in a different place I'll move it there; it's nothing personal. Unless you're Ghost Bear or LordBrad, then you're fair game.

--I am the Administrator of this board and right now the sole poker-about-with the html-person. The mods are: Moondragon69, Iam Zombie, Kare Bear, Soak1313, and Mansons_Queen_666_. There are three Super Moderaters which is Moondragon, IamZombie and ~Fairy~. These people should be able to help you and take care of any problems when I'm not around.

--If you make a nuisance of yourself on the board you may be put on probation (after two or three warnings) which means all your posts will be monitored. Offensive posts will not be made public but will be deleted. If you seem to be behaving yourself you'll get your posting rights reinstated. If you still can't behave yourself or for a particularly bad series of infractions your account can be temporarily suspended, and finally there is Banned Camp, where all the chronically offensive/trolls are sent to preserve the peace on the board. Ok, this is how it's gonna work. If you post hardcore/fetish porn, nasty, violent pics, tubgirl and the like, that's an automatic ban. No if's, and's or but's. You will be email, IP address, and name banned. If you are just being a nuisance, after two infractions you will be moved to the Troll group where you will be monitored. If you cannot restrict your assholeness to the Battleground for three more fuckups (which can include having your post reported to an admin, being warned by another mod/user, or if a lot of the regular members have a problem with you and start flooding me with complaints) then you can be suspended and possibly sent to Banned Camp for life.

--Trolls will be identified by red name text, and the label Total Troll. Trolls will have limited access to certain discussion areas. Anything posted by said members must be taken with a grain of salt. Ignore if you're easily offended.

--These are the main guidelines, each particular forum may have some more rules to abide by so check for sticky topics. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Just act like you got some sense and we'll all get along!