Stop Listening To HEDPE :S, school probs :P

this makes you laugh like shit
word up

i woz in school monday and i had english lesson
the teacher woz working on my nerves so i started annoying her
then she woz braggin all the time and saying you have to listen and blablablabla

anyways after like 15 minuts of dissing my english teacher
( who is turkish and almost cant speak dutch and trys to teach us english )

she said to me you are being really stupid now and ive had it with you . either you stop buggin me now or ill kick ur fatass out and youll never come to my lessons again.


so i got pissed and stood up and made the jahred statement and said
" BITCH , YOU GOT MY DICK HALFWAY DOWN YOUR THROAT RIGHT NOW "

yeah and you know what happend then i got kicked the fuck outta class and got send home by the school counselor.

anyways i told the story to my dad and he kinda got pissed and he said you cant listen to hedpe anymore im 17 so my dad hasnt got any right to say that
but you think thats fair or what ???


ps. no mentally changes have been done to me after my dad saiid you cant listen to hedpe im still listening to it and he cant say shit about it

but my only question is . is this fair?:P and is this funny or wot

i say don't waste space on the forum with your teacher's and your dad's stories which are not the reason why we're here for.

I DISAGREE WITH YOU BIZKO

YEH DUDE..YOU FUCKIN LEGEND!!

THATS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS..THATS MADE MY DAY

RESPECT DUDE

WAS THERE AN AWKWARD SILENCE OR DID EVERYONE BURST OUT LAUGHING IN YOUR CLASS...

Haha:D nice story DJ_Hex! i like it you are a REAL hed pe fan =)

this is called PUBERTY and has nothing with hed!

Not bad man. But why did you told your dad that you
sayed statement from hed?

uuhm because my poor dad has to listen to it every day cuz its a max volume like about 2 hours a day and uuhm serbian striker been there done that ..... this aint puberty this is just dont getting messed around even not by a teacher and if i fuck her up with a hed statement then i do it with style .lol and how in the hell dares a newbie say to me to do what on the forum... right on :Phed till i die:P

well fock it , it happend and it woz funny and my dad moved on by now i think

I DISAGREE WITH YOU BIZKO

YEH DUDE..YOU FUCKIN LEGEND!!

THATS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS..THATS MADE MY DAY

RESPECT DUDE

WAS THERE AN AWKWARD SILENCE OR DID EVERYONE BURST OUT LAUGHING IN YOUR CLASS...

uuuhm hed till i die did you ever did something that shoked the fuck outta people.

that kinda shit woz going on when i said it ..
everyone had eyes the size of a beachball and there mouth woz open till the ground...

you must have been there..

if she called you a fatass I'd probably go straight to the head teacher for bullying or whateva n get rid of her... she's not even worth that hed quote...

You had it coming to you bitch

and no its not funny

meh i pull shit like that all the time, even b4 i listend toi hed so i dont think thats fair rly, but now my psyciatrist (ive finnaly got a gd 1 w-t-d ) has said ive got emotional problems, haha o well such is life

Fuckin' right bro, if that teacher called you stupid and a fatass, then fuck her! She used her freedom of speech on you and I've always been taught to... do onto others as others do onto you, so yeah... I'm glad you told her how you felt. Use your right to speak freely bro.... its actually one right we still have a fight for, one right that hasn't been stripped of us... yet anyways. Haha, actually it has in some ways... sexual harassment, etc, but whatev... that bitch deserved it! No way should a teacher be tellin' a student that he is stupid or fat... that's just wrong. I'm behind ya bro, I'm glad you speaked your mind.

As for your old man... like you said, you are gonna do what you want anyways... so I guess fuck him too, lol. Na, always respect your parents, they brought you into this world, they can take you out... j/k, they can't really, but try and explain to him that you were only doing on to her as she did on to you. Not saying two wrongs make a right, but I know how adults can get away w/ shit just because they're older and shit... I've been through similiar experiences. But yeah, no teacher who calls her students stupid and fat should be teaching in the first place... should try and get her in trouble if ya can. She sounds like a wench yo!

PEace

yeah i just rememberd like today there was out head of ks4 and she was having a go at me and litteraly tlkin to me like i was teh scum of the earth and it got to a point were i stood up, nearly gettin a chair to her face and shouting at her and swearing and goin off on 1 and then she put in a fuckin detention and was like, o well he was swearing at me so i explained to the dude who is head of our year and he just wouldent believe me, pisses me off soooooo bad >:(

muahahhaa cum bitch cum!

respect man, right quote used in right time and on right person... ::