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Jride	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 12:19 AM
SubnoizeRAT Group: Special Member Posts: 92 Member No.: 1,091 Joined: 9-February 08	http://mammothpress.com/index.php?area=readreview&pid=1526 The DIY Guys Hed P.E. Reviewed by: John-Michael Bond [Wed, July 16, 2008 @ 1:58:53 AM] Hed P.E. is an awful band. In keeping with their awful nu-metal songs they�ve just released an awful nu-metal DVD in which they try and convince the world they have anything to do with punk rock. At least I think that�s what they were trying to do before their dealer showed up and the focus went to how stoned the dudes are all the time. Some quick numbers for you; this �punk� band says the words �fag, homo, faggot, or queer� at least 25 times and references or smokes pot 30 times in an hour of crappy staged �candid footage� and awful faux-punk rap metal live clips. My fianc�e observed that the best thing about this DVD and CD package is that it would keep Hed P.E. fans off the street for a few hours. I can�t say I disagree with her, but at least dudes who think I.C.P. is �dope� are probably stoked on this. Beware. 1 out of 10 RIYL: bad nu-metal bands, Insane Clown Posse, or watching dumb ass bro-dudes call people faggot. -------------------- "I cant ollie, I cant drop in but I skate to liquor store and buy some GIN"

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Posted: Jul 19 2008, 12:32 AM

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This guy clearly knows nothing about hed p.e.

A horrible review! Not even a review!

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My fianc�e observed that the best thing about this DVD and CD package is that it would keep Hed P.E. fans off the street for a few hours.

What the hell is with that comment?

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Original Hip-Hop Witch Doctor	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 01:18 AM
mutha f***in HED Group: (Hed) Soulja Posts: 435 Member No.: 582 Joined: 12-May 07	i hate ICP, so suck on that Mr. John-Michael Bond

Jride	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 01:26 AM
SubnoizeRAT Group: Special Member Posts: 92 Member No.: 1,091 Joined: 9-February 08	That dudes a fuckin idiot.. I hate when people review music in a genre that they dont even listen to.. its like me reviewing a fucking emo band album, I think that whole things gay no matter what. -------------------- "I cant ollie, I cant drop in but I skate to liquor store and buy some GIN"

Original Hip-Hop Witch Doctor	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 01:30 AM
mutha f***in HED Group: (Hed) Soulja Posts: 435 Member No.: 582 Joined: 12-May 07	oh and look, everyone curse him out on his myspace http://www.myspace.com/johnmichaelbond looks like a jazz loving queer

Shakezulah	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 01:44 AM
The mic rulah, the old schoolah Group: Moderator Posts: 2,308 Member No.: 3 Joined: 31-December 05	Wow. Is that supposed to be professional in any way? Because that's one of the most immature things I've read in awhile. (hed) p.e. haven't been anything close to nu-metal for years, so calling them that today is pretty much irrelevant. Try actually listening to the music. Or if you don't like it, why bother reviewing it at all? I wouldn't even call this a review. It's more like some dickbag's attempt at letting everyone know his bias towards the band. Even going so far as insulting the band's fanbase. Guess what? ICP are a couple of brain-damaged assholes with no musical talent, so lumping them in with (hed) makes no sense. I can't believe the website even allowed this garbage to be posted as an official review. It has nothing to do with the fact that it's even negative. Blabbermouth's review of OIA is better than this, both in structure and in score, and I actually agree with a lot of it, despite the fact that it's a negative review. But this shit is just a pathetic mess. Please learn how to properly write a review. And judging by some of the other shit he's reviewed/listens to, he has no place bashing (hed). --------------------

Jride	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 02:16 AM
SubnoizeRAT Group: Special Member Posts: 92 Member No.: 1,091 Joined: 9-February 08	I wrote him a message.. Lets see what he says if he even replys -------------------- "I cant ollie, I cant drop in but I skate to liquor store and buy some GIN"

MadMadMan565	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 08:15 AM
kyal c2gu Group: Down 4 Life Posts: 1,718 Member No.: 429 Joined: 29-November 06	wow, what a fuckin horrible review and that guy (from his pics on myspace) looks like a fuckin faggot ass cuntrag go on and eat your doughnuts, instead of writing biased reviews, dumbass I WILL KILL HIM -------------------- GO TO IT. ADD IT. www.myspace.com/hedplanetearthfans ............................Give us what we want, i want to violate you................................

Unisonband	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 09:42 AM
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Waiting-To-Die	Posted: Jul 19 2008, 11:57 AM
join the revolution! Group: Moderator Posts: 3,574 Member No.: 231 Joined: 12-May 06	i m not gonna argue with him about jahred using words like "homo, fagget and queer" every 3 seconds ,cuz that pisses me off as well... oh and that most of the editing is shit, i think we can all agree...he completely failed to mention tht lol.. -------------------- � myspace.com/patfromhell ~ unify the music + unify the people ~

Broke2012	Posted: Jul 20 2008, 10:18 AM
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iblackout76	Posted: Jul 31 2008, 02:50 AM
b2r d4l! Group: (Hed) Soulja Posts: 455 Member No.: 784 Joined: 26-September 07	stupid media and press -------------------- I will be waitin' sayin' I told you so When the skies are ripped open And the mothership lands on your cynical ass Maybe then you will believe & concede That you can't hide the sun Can't hide the moon Can't keep some secrets so big

Jride

Posted: Aug 10 2008, 08:51 PM

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Heres what I wrote to him on myspace

subject: Hed Pe REview

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are u serious man? thats just ridiculous.. How can u do a review on an album in a type of genre you dont even like or listen to? That review was one of the most immature things ive read in a long time. It doesnt tell nothing about the music and hows it bad, just the content and all you do is talk shit on it and compare it to ICP? If all your other reviews are like that, then damn your a horrible reviewer. Now im not mad at you personally or anything but this aint even a review, it just bashes the band and even its fanbase..

Heres what he replied

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en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Opinion
also it is a genre of music that i listen to, or least listened to. there are still bands i enjoy from that scene. hed aint one of them. they are awful, period. and to be frank if they hadn't talked about how "punk" they are the whole fucking DVD I'd probably have just burned the shit and been on with it. But they talk about something i love, punk, and then slander a style of music that fights homophobia by talking about faggot this and homo that. the fact that i'm the immature one is amazing.
also it does talk about the music. it just doesn't talk about it in the way you like. the band writes crappy nu metal and i describe it accordingly. i mean shit at least dry kill logic could write a hook.
i compared it to ICP because they're equally awful equally homo phobic bands with fan bases who are notoriously stupid. not all their fans are stupid, but the loudest ones are.
the band's fanbase could have gotten me to change the review if every other complaint email about it didn't call me a faggot or threaten to rape my fiancee and show her what a real man is. thanks for at least not doing that.
peace
jm

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lax3b	Posted: Aug 10 2008, 10:20 PM
Dank Son Group: Down 4 Life Posts: 1,096 Member No.: 587 Joined: 20-May 07	I agree with that guy on the calling everything gay thing. I don't know if he knows this, but loud dumb asses are everywhere. I still think his review was ignorant. If he knew more about the band it could actually be a review. -------------------- I would givə you anything, but I don't havə anything. Just thəsə crazy daydrəams and thəy arə not worth anything. Add -----------------------------> myspace.com/hedplanetearthfans <----------------------------- Add

Jride

Posted: Aug 10 2008, 10:55 PM

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I laughed my ass off at this part

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the band's fanbase could have gotten me to change the review if every other complaint email about it didn't call me a faggot or threaten to rape my fiancee and show her what a real man is. thanks for at least not doing that.

HAHAHAHAHA

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