I Teh Haxor

I just switched my chemistry course for computer programing. It was my first day today and i programed a simple time watch. Anyone could have done it, but i'm still proud of myself. We work on a program called Visual basics or something like that, soon enough i will learn everything, and become a 1337 h4x0r. It's fun too with all those crazy stuff like lbl, formats, commands, captions, etc. Of course, i'm sure most of the people here know encoding pretty well, meh.

Neo has nothing on me.

Sorry to say, but Visual Basic is hardly related to hacking. Sure you can make programs, but you'd need to have some knowledge of networking and whatnot to make them "hack" people.
My friend is a real hacker. Now, I didn't mean that as an insultive comparison to you, I'm just saying. He showed me a site (I forgot which) that was filled with these nice little programs for hacking that sadly don't run on a Mac. He really knows what he's doing. Hell, I'm somewhat afraid of him sometimes.

I have a funny story that don't really realate to the topic, but what the hey...

So my bro knew this guy who hacked the school computer and changed all his grades on the SAT's or some test. The guy was a dumbass though. As smart as he was to hack the comp, he switched all his grades to perfect 100's, like he thought no one would figure out that he hacked it. I mean come on, not even the smartest of kids can get perfect grades on such a test...

Don't worry, i'm sarcastic most of the time, my friends make fun of me for my terrible computer skills (They're not that bad, just not good compared to computer savy nerds like them)

This was more or less a parody of my own stupidity and incompetance when it comes to computers.