Funny or Weird Quotes from Members

The title is pretty self-explanatory. So, yes, post the weirdest, funniest, and just plain random quotes from members anywhere.

So what are you waiting for?

I don't know if this counts, but this was on msn.

Ruzzy--I EAT EMOS FOR BREAKFAST. says:
lawl hi
|+|яұÅŋ // lolersnap|+| says:
lawl hai whasup leik tahts so hawt
Ruzzy--I EAT EMOS FOR BREAKFAST. says:
I,liek, know,liek
|+|яұÅŋ // lolersnap|+| says:
o m g nowai in the hellzorx tahts tru
|+|яұÅŋ // lolersnap|+| says:
dood
Ruzzy--I EAT EMOS FOR BREAKFAST. says:
OMG, i, liek, did so not know that
|+|яұÅŋ // lolersnap|+| says:
omfg u shuld be actv on korin leik soon, dood
Ruzzy--I EAT EMOS FOR BREAKFAST. says:
But, liek, someone, liek , deleted my thread and, liek, I'm pissed off, liek.
|+|яұÅŋ // lolersnap|+| says:
leik, wat thred, the neww won or ewld or?
|+|яұÅŋ // lolersnap|+| says:
ewlder**

these were from Toxot (in real life, not online)

1: *thrusts fork in my direction* SPOO!
2: ORRRAANNNGEEE-AIIDDD!
3: Tornado+backpack=fish
4: does this sledgehammer make me look fat?
5:Do the beep!
6:Shoeshoeshoeshoeshoeshoeshoeshoe

few from me!

1:Shut up me!
2: *wacthing Dead Rising zombies go from shufflers in the moring to killers at night*: zombies aren't morning people
3: good evening, I am master Bate, and I shall be your sex ed teacher.

from me in the new fakemon ideas thread:

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

A qoute from me:

User-name with held: Alright, we'll try this again, what gender am I, and give as much information as to why.

megazee: Your both.

Just sad... >.>

"He meowed at me"

hey, it was random right?

It's from another site, but it's still funny.It's talking about Digimon 02. I italicised and bolded the funny part. The first part of the post kinda explains the funny part.

I really liked 02 [in japanese]. Of course, I could sit here and whine about the lame jokes placed within the english script... but something that bothered me in both languages:
This season had the absolute LAMEST ending.
The first part of the ending, where Malomyotismon burried the children in their dream worlds was brilliant and had a lot of potential.
but the second part just went downhill.
I mean, all of the Digimon practically duplicated and Digivolved for NOTHING.
[sarcasm] To save like 5 minutes of evolution sequences, they could've gone without their Digimon altogether...
Random Kids - "We're useless"
Daisuke- "No you're not. You can build a carreer foundation right now. I want to open a noodle cart"
Kid- "I want to be a fireman"
-part of malomyotismon dies-
Other kid- "I want to be a pornstar"
-part of malomyotismon dies-
Other kid- "I want to open a life insurance firm"
-part of malomyotismon dies-
Other kid- "I want to win the world series"
-myotismon completely disappears-.
>_<; [/sarcasm]
The defeat of Malomyotismon was pathetic and didn't involve any team effort attacks or digivolving or something cool like that.
Then, Oikawa died and I actually cried ^^;;
But I didn't much like the idea of Sora marrying Yamato or MIYAKO + KEN WTF. Nor did I like that everybody just HAD a Digimon in the end... like they were Domestic pets. If everybody in the world had a Digimon, wouldn't having a Digimon be sufficiently less special?

This post has been edited by megazee on Feb 4 2007, 05:11 AM

Edit: YES, I do say those on a regular basis! :D

This post has been edited by SaturnGrl on Feb 20 2007, 06:03 AM

Me:I was kicked out of the library recently...because I took up all the bibles, and put them in the fiction section.

\\Ruzzy- Ray Toro// Came a time when every starfall brought you to tears again says:
How old are you again?
ryan says:
qwerty
\\Ruzzy- Ray Toro// Came a time when every starfall brought you to tears again says:
k thanks.


I just laughed so hard when I read that.

If this doesn't make sense, go read the latest spam-bot topic.

"viagra used harden!"
Aocom just earned an own point...

haha

I say anything in the Greeting threads

I pressed buttons on my keyboard.

this wasn't me...It wasn't on CS....but OMG, its Hilarious .
Because some guy made an AR code...

keeping on saturngrl's red vs blue quotes

tucker: bow chika bow wow.

tex: alright, stay behind me and keep tight.
tucker (in response, sexual inuendos are pwnsome): bow chika bow wow.

from the marriage topic.

from the marriage topic.

i thought it usually happened the other way round. o.0; you should be eaten.

but that wouldn't make sense, now would it?

This post has been edited by Purp on Mar 7 2007, 01:08 PM

AA, that would make alot of sense*gets mind out of gutter*


btw, here is a new Quote regarding me and my friend in YIM. we were chatting about a Spartan on halo.

This post has been edited by Silver on Mar 7 2007, 07:53 PM

07/03/2007 19:34:34 Drazzilb (Qta): HES YOUR FREAKIN PE TEACHER
07/03/2007 19:35:47 I LOVE QUINN: HES MORE THAN MY PE TEACHER

Me and my mate on NetBattle, she's obsessed with her PE Teacher

I'm Drazzilb

A qoute from me on .hack//CHAT:

"GO TO RUSSIA DAMIT!"

Here's a new one, me and kit over MSN..

[16:11] |+|яұÅŋ & Ā₫мїяΛ£ ~<3 // Can't break free until I let it go. I want to stay in love with my sorrow. |+|: Silver, will you pet my kitty?
[16:11] |+|яұÅŋ & Ā₫мїяΛ£ ~<3 // Can't break free until I let it go. I want to stay in love with my sorrow. |+|: *Shot*
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.:
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.: Heh
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.: thats funny
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.: you called yourself a girl
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.:
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.: wow
[16:11] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.: i know what im posting in the Quote thread
[16:12] |+|яұÅŋ & Ā₫мїяΛ£ ~<3 // Can't break free until I let it go. I want to stay in love with my sorrow. |+|: o___O
[16:12] Silver// I love women, and every bone in their bodies...Especially mine.: and no editing needed!
[16:12] |+|яұÅŋ & Ā₫мїяΛ£ ~<3 // Can't break free until I let it go. I want to stay in love with my sorrow. |+|: I JUST NOTICED THAT
[16:12] |+|яұÅŋ & Ā₫мїяΛ£ ~<3 // Can't break free until I let it go. I want to stay in love with my sorrow. |+|: I should've said puppy



This post has been edited by Silver on Mar 12 2007, 12:16 AM

Lawl at Ao's cool new fake. ^^

silver, that's o.0;

but... can you replace your holy long and confusing msn names with simply "silver" and "kit" or something?

these from different threads

Toxot: WINDEX!!!!!

JAke.. i think: Welcome. come right in, and wacth out for the zombie cows

I dun think that was me... >> But it might have been.

"It's quarter past quarter to six!"

I said that in the middle of maths class after drawing a watch on my hand with 4 hands.

Me: Kanbei is a whore
Some other guy: How can a guy be a whore?
Another guy: Two words: Sex Change
Me: LOL

EDIT: Nother one I found

16/03/2007 21:33:46 (Atq) Blizzard: I can taste blood in my mouth
16/03/2007 21:33:50 (Atq) G.Dragon: ewww
16/03/2007 21:33:56 *** (Atq) G.Dragon faints
16/03/2007 21:34:00 (Atq) Blizzard: Blood tastes great

This post has been edited by Sinister Emo Killer on Mar 16 2007, 10:35 PM