Abby Quotes

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Abby: "Where are we going?"
Neela: "Ho ho ho and a jolly old soul."
Abby: "Sikhs don't have Christmas."
Neela: "I grew up in England with Good King Wenceslas, Boxing Day, and a family tradition of anonymous kindness."
Abby: "Where'd ya get that key?"
Neela: "Wendell from Social Work. I have a plan."
Abby: "A sly and cunning plan?"

Abby: Forget Superman, I'll take Mark Greene

Abby: “You just signed a check for 10 million dollars in there, you didn’t even blink! I write a check for over a hundred dollars, I get a stomachache"

I LOVE the check quote! haha it's like one of my favorite quotes!! but i have SO many favorite Abby quotes! and that first one, the part "a sly and cunning plan?" i LOVE the way she says it lol the voice she makes... like a face suspicious voice! its great!


of course i haven't seen this yet, but i've seen the clip and this is just hilarious!


Neela: try not to move. i'm a doctor, you may have broken your ankle.
Woman: if you're a doctor, i want a second opinion.
Neela: ok. doctor lockhart would you care to give a second opinion?
Abby: sure! your ankle may be broken and you're a bitch!

and earlier in the clip, this abby moment is a perfect example of her wittyness and confidence, i think lol

Abby: just ignore them, they're on a bulimia high


*Sarah*

^^ thats like one of my fav abby quotes!! Haha this season is pretty funny....I think it is ne ways

hahaha yeah it is! abby's always funny though when she wants to be... funny or depressed she's still great lol i mean she comes up with the best lines no matter what mood she's in...

*Sarah*

Haha yea. I love her sarcasim. She's a lot like me.....well im not always depressed like she is....but other then that we have similar personalities.

haha nice! ok so here are some more awesome abby quotes

i just thought this was one of her cutest scenes in the beginning of her ERing... plus she comes out with some funny sarcasm! (and, yes i know this is a luby page, but it does have a lil cute carby moment in there... though im luby! ((i've transformed to hating carby loving luby over night lol)))

Carter: Ya know, there's warmer places to be alone. There's the furnace in the basement and the incubators up in the NICU.
Abby: I'd like to see you in an incubator in the NICU.
Carter: I'm happy to try.
Abby: All those years as an OB Nurse, 98% of what you see is pure joy. It's the happiest day of most people's lives. And the tragedy is horrible... 'cause it's a life cut short. The mom... the baby...
Carter: Sure.
Abby: Today was the first day I saw an old person die and I guess I'm just not used to it.
Carter: Well, you want the good news or the bad news?
Abby: Give me the bad.
Carter: You never get used to it. The good news is you never get used to it. At least I haven't. So you may have come up here to be alone -- but you're not.

i kinda miss the sweet innocent inexperienced abby (yet i love the witty sarcastic experienced on-top abby!)

*Sarah*

Abby Lockhart: Every now and then, some freak tries to off himself in here. I wish they'd just do it at home.

Frank: I thought he froze to death last winter
Abby Lockhart: The iceman cometh back.

Dr. John Carter: [after Abby caught him kissing Susan] It's really more about friendship than anything else.
Abby Lockhart: Really? I've never seen you kiss Frank like that.


This one is my all time favorite quote:

Intern: So, are you, like, a nurse or something?
Abby Lockhart: No, I'm, like, a doctor.

heres sum other quotes i like lol

Neela: "I found a place... with Ray, actually. So I'll be leaving at the end of the week."
Abby: "Well, take your time. There's no rush. And by the way, are you nuts?"
Neela: "Yes. Yes, I am."

[about Neela’s new med student]
Neela: "Were we that annoying?"
Abby: "I wasn't."

Elizabeth: I’m not completely comfortable with waking up with one man and going out with another the next night.
Abby: Well, if we were guys, we’d be talking about carburetors right now.
Elizabeth: So you don’t think it’s…slutty?
Abby: No.
Elizabeth: I just won’t sleep with him.
Abby: That sounds like a good plan.
Elizabeth: Good night.
Abby: Good night.
Jerry: Women plan; God laughs.
Abby: Hey, when did I become the guru of sluttiness?

Hi everyone! I'm new here, and I just wanted to add a favorite Abby quote of mine.

Abby watches Carter introduce Kem to everyone in the hospital. I think she says this to Luka:

Abby: What did he do, knock her up as soon as he got there?


Ok, this one isn't a quote, but hilarious just the same.
In the Human Shield episode, Abby stands behind Clemente and holds up the sign saying "This is Ass". ha ha!

I love all of those!! But I think one of my top favorites is:

Luka: It's like you have an insect in your anus!
Abby: It's a bug up my ass! Bug up my ass!! If you are going to insult me you can atleast get the words right!