*Grave turnement arrangers voice*
Good evning Ladies and Gentlemen, Damen und Herren, thingies and other thingies. I bid the welcome to this last and final round in the All Loren Archery competition. TONIGHT two brave elves will give us a show that will never be forgotten. In the red corner we have Spoony a oversized moon from a Zelda game that hope to crush all opponents. In the blue corner we have Schmeag a teen foot tall invisible killer rabbit with a spiderman suite.

I presume all know the rules:
Target........Score........To hit
A.................2pts.......... 2+ followed by 2+
B.................4pts...........3+ followed by 3+
C.................6pts...........4+ followed by 4+
D.................8pts...........5+ followed by 5+
E.................10pts..........6+ followed by 6+

The first roll is accuracy and the second roll is to hit. I won't write out all the items again this time, just the ones people picked.

Spoony: Hawkeye (+1 accuracy), Strong Arm (+1 to hit), Arrow of Striking (single shot, +1 acc & to hit).

Schmeag: Renowned Archer (-1 to opponents accuracy), Bow of Might (+1 to hit), Arrow of Striking (single shot, +1 acc & to hit).

NOW LET THE SHOOTING BEGIN! MAY THE BEST RABBIT BE LEFT STANDING! THIS IS SPARTA! ARRRRRGGGGGGG
*Arranger dies because of the tension!*

I diced of and Spoony shoots first. Best of luck to both of you.

Target C, no equipment used.

Target B, no equipment used.

Good luck, and let us hope that God can't revive the arranger. :wink:

Spoony draw back his bow (How is a mystery as moons don't have arms) and need a 4+ on accuraty due to Schmeags poking skills..... (lol) none the less Spoony cope with the preasure (4) and poking then he have to hit on 3+ .................. :O Bhoooo his the arrow don't even hit the freaking forest! (1)

Then Schmeag make ready with a accuraty roll of 3+ :O Poor schmeag simply can't cope with the preasure of all the sexy wardancer girls giggeling and pointing at his suite. (2)

As both archers failed horribly we go on to round two with a 0-0 score and Spoony yet again shoots first.

OOC: Well god is all powerful......... and have a evil sense of humor..........

I'm beginning to feel a strange sense of déjà vu.

Target C, no equipment used.

Target B, no equipment used.

Yet again Spoony string his bow (Still a mystery how) and takes aim, will he manage to ignore Schmeags ultimate poking skills yet again? Accuraty on 4+..... :O nope his side is poked deep red and Schmeag steep forwards. (2)

Then Schmeag have to try and get this shot right on a 3+....... (lol) (3) he just manages even though the Scout cheerleaders start throwing squirrels at him. Then he shoots but will he hit on 2+? (lol) And hit hits!!!!! (2) but only just. But this still gives us 4-0 for the last shots in the turnement and Schmeag shoots first.

Target B, Arrow of Striking used.

Blessings of Vaul be upon you.

Target D, Arrow of striking. It's going to be a photo finish (lol).

*Gets out camera*

OHHH OHHH I AM SOOOOO FUCKING EXITED! *The applause bring the arranger back to life* And what a day LADIES AND GENTS AND I AM YET AGAIN BACK. NOW LETS GET THESE SHOTS ON THE ROAD IN THE FINAL, THE ULTIMATE ROUND OF SHOOTING!

First Schmeag the rabid rabbit string his bow and walk forwards accuraty on 2+ (lol) and he manages to survive the cheerleading! (3) Then he tries to hit on 2+ and and and YES YES YES (lol) (6) its a hit square fucking CENTRE! But will this still give him victory?

It is now Spoony who string his bow and all the scout cheerleaders start.... umm cheering will he manage it? Schmeag make his poking finger ready for some action. Accuraty on 4+ (lol) (5) and he sneak past the poking finger with easy what a man! I mean MOON! Then can he hit on 3+????? Will he make it WILL HE WILL HE?!?!?!?! ..............
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YES HE HITS OMG ROFLOCOPTER THIS IS SOOOOO GOOOD I AM GOING TO FREAKING DIE!!!!!! THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSS I AM SOOOO EXITED! *Arranger yet again dies because of the exitement*

Please shoot one more shot, the one that get most points wins, simple as that. And Spoony will have to shoot first this time.

Oh man this is exciting! Shooting at Target B.

BWHAHAHA!

B.

The tension reach new highs as they both make ready! WHO WILL WIN? WHO WHO WHO????????

First Spoony have to cope with the poking, he tries accuraty on 3+(lol) and and he manages to dodge the poking in grand style (6) The will he hit on 3+ and.................................................... HE HITS (lol) a little of the centre but still a good shot there (5)

Then it is Schmeag that take a step forwards, can he cope with the giggeling cheerleaders? accuraty on 3+ annnnnnnddddd YES HE DOES! (lol) (4) Now this will deside it all can Schmeag hit on 2+? he takes aim...... he draw back..............................................

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:O Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the one eyed snake strikes again!(1)

That means ladies and gentlemen, trees and more trees that we have a winner. Its the awsome, the fabouluse, the all conquering. Ladies and Gentlemen i give you SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOONNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

* Crowd goes nuts and storm the fences, all the half naked wardancer girls come and hug him, then all the Scout cheerleaders want him to marry them, then the securaty treeman goes nuts and start chasing them around*

Thanks to everyone who joined, it took some time but mhhheee. Better luck next time all who didn't win.

My hat goes off to you, Schmeag, that was some mighty exhilirating business!

Congrats Spoony! :biggrin:

And also Schmeag with his second place. (lol)

Offcourse a third place for pinilla and myself B)



*damn those one-eyed-snakes*

I curse my birth year. 8) Well done to Spoony though! I'll have my 'Curse of the one-eyed snake' ready next time. :wink:

Congratulations Spoony! And well done to Schmeag and everyone else who entered, however far you got - I hope you had fun!

Servant of Isha.

Congrats for the winner!!!

And also for the second place (lol)

Ciaoooo