read the RULES


Jayne:i'll be in my bunk...

Are you familiar with the works of Shan Yu? he said: "live with a man 40 years, share his house, his meals, speak on every subject.then tie him up and hold him over a volcanaos edge. nd on that day you will finally meet the man."

Mal: Your husband has demanded that we sleep togethor.
Zoe: really?
Wash:what? mal come on!
Mal: He seems to think we need to get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
Wash: No! that was torture talking, remember the torture?
Mal: I know its a difficult mission but you and i have to get it on.
Zoe: I understand. We have no choice.*Jayne walks in on them holdig each other* Take me sir, Take me hard.
Jayne: now that is just downright unsettling.