Make Love, Not War, Hugs not drugs!! XD

[Eros]

((ARCHIVE NOTE: This is 2007's Valentine's Day event.))

Light appeared and then disappeared as suddenly as it had come. A mysterious woman in nothing but armor ((kinky)) arose in what appeared to be a garden, but instead of bushes, there were clouds, and the only prominent flower were roses of all types and colors.

Behind this goddess of erotica, Kaya, Kadaj, Emina, Kaya, Waizu, Arrion, Mai, Ellie, Ymedaca, Kenya, Lenard, and Kodaka all appeared.

((Did I forget anyone?))

[Kadaj the Knight Lord]

((You forgot Nick in his study. DON'T FORGET THE DIRTY OLD MAGE! Note: I did not say that. It was Kenny.))

Kadaj looked left and right, before shouting "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?" Kenya looked around then sat, curled up in a ball, shivering and whispering "Make it stop... make it go away... GET ME OUT OF HERE..." Ymedaca and Ellie looked around, then let out a yell of excitement and started dancing with each other. Kadaj stared at them weird, partially scared and partially confused.

Mai looked around at the place and hissed, reaching for her recently acquired blade, but it wasn't there. "WHAT!?" She hissed. "THIS PLACE IS MORE EVIL THAN I AM! I don't like it!" She started running in circles and screaming, waving her arm (the right arm was somewhat of a stump...) around wildly.

[Kaya the Chosen]

((Kaya))

Kaya found himself whisked away by the beautiful maiden, arriving in a place comparable to Heaven itself. He bent down to smell the roses, his nose savoring the sweet smell. He almost laughed as he took notice of the others' responses.

((Waizu))

Waizu was happy for the intervention, and the second he arrived, charged at Arrionus, yelling, "Take this, you bastard!" The mage attempted to cast a spell, finding that the words could not even escape his lips. His knives and staff were gone, too. "Am I dead?!", he asked Eros, in tears, before adding, "I'm too young to die!!!!!" The mage then grasped his head, falling to the ground.

((Dulcina))

Arriving in the rose/cloud garden, Dulcina began to screech. It was too pretty, and, it seemed to mock her. "You judging me, you ugly roses?!", she screamed, pointing an accusing finger at the flowers. Dulcina went to grab for her fans, ready to slash the roses to shreds. "NO!!", the dancer yelled, glaring at Eros.

[Eros]

((@Kadaj: Because he'd never post during the entire event. I'm avoiding him now, until he prooves himself worthy.))

Eros lifted her hand and in a booming voice shouted "SILENCE!!!" that seemed to shake the very ground they stood on.

Once everyone was settled, she continued on. "Everyone, My name is Eros, Goddess of Love and Charity. I have brought you here, to Febrasany, my homeland, where love is abundant. But something you mischevious little creatins might take more note of is that all of your powers do not work here. No spells can be cast, and the gravity here is stronger than normal, so newcomers like you won't be able to move fairly quickly, so soon."

She looked at the fans in Dulcina's ready hands. She held her palm outward, and the fans began to glow and float out of Dulcina's hands and into Eros'. The same happened with everyone else's weapons.

"You won't be needing these, here," Eros said as she flicked her wrist and the weapons disappeared into space.

"Everyone, I have been watching your actions as of late, and it pains me to see creature who once, long ago, used to live along side each other, are now fighting and drawing blood of others. As the Goddess of Love, I have decided to intervene. From here on, until I see it fit, you will never leave Febrasany. I suggest you learn to live together. Oh, and if I come back, and so much as one person is injured, I will send you all to hell!"

With that, she disappeared in a swirl of light and roses.

"Sheesh, for a Goddess of Love and Charity, she sure is a bitch," Lenard snarled at the vacant space, but then Emina smacked him across the head for his use of foul language.

[Mai the Dark Lord]

Mai screamed and jumped at Eros, just as she disappeared, and landed flat on her face. Kadaj sighed, smacking his face. "Well, Mai, you humiliate yourself again..." he grinned. Mai spat back at him. "And look at you, Mr. Perfect." She stood up. Kenya was rolling around cursing the place he was in, and dodged with his life the flowers that so nearly tainted his soul.

Elemmire and Ymedaca had stopped dancing at Eros' announcement. Ellie got down on her knees and started crying like a baby, "WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF HERE! We're gonna die here in this place! Although that wouldn't be so bad... BUT STILL!" Tears flew from her eyes, soaking the rest of the group. Ymedaca used her magic to form a small barrier, protecting herself from the cannon of liquid. "Could you stop crying, elf?" She said as politely as she could.

Kadaj just laughed at the whole situation until salty tears filled his mouth and he spat it out, holding his hands in front of him (his sword had been removed) to try and block the brutal onslaught of water.

Mai, meanwhile had been pushed into a grouping of flowers by the pressure of the 'tear cannon'. She hissed and screamed as she rolled around in the flowers trying desperately for her life to escape.

((LMAO!!!! XD))

[Emina the Night Mother]

((umm...No magic. No barrier.))

Emina just looked around at everyone falling at the seams. She sighed and then walked to Ellie and kicked her in the head. "SHUT THE HELL UP!!" she yelled with surprising amount of emotion for so apathetic a person.

Then she turned to the others. "I don't like being here asmuch as you guys do, but apparantly, if we want to get out of here, we gotta play by the Goddess' rules. For now, I suggest we form a temporary Alliance and try to find a way out of here."

She looked squarely into everyone with a forceful gaze that dared them to oppose her. She had means of being persuasive.

[Mai the Dark Lord]

Ymedaca realized her barrier had failed and went flying but seconds before Emina had kicked Ellie in the head to stop the crying. Kadaj shivered and raised his hand. "I agree with the Assassin Queen," he said. Mai hissed at him. "I'LL NEVER WORK WITH YOU!"

Kadaj grinned. He picked a flower out of Mai's sight. "Hey Mai, guess what?" Mai had just made it out of the flower patch. "What?" she asked. Kadaj threw the flower in her face. "Here, have a gift!" She screeched and hiss and fell back into the flower patch, seeming to be in pain. Kenya had finally stopped rolling due to the commanding tone of his leader.

Elemmire had stopped crying because of being stuck there. INSTEAD, she cried harder and louder because of being kicked in the head. The hard pump of tears splashed on Emina and send her flying. Kadaj, knowing he was the only one that could stop this, ran over and slapped her across the cheek. "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!" He yelled.

In an instant Ellie's crying stopped. "Okay, Kajy!" She stood up and skipped off. Kadaj shivered. H-how the hell did she know that!? Only my mother used to call me that! He had a shaken, fearful look on his face. "Does this m-mean... my mother has returned!?" He shivered and curled up as Kenya had, just didn't start rolling.

Ymedaca just sighed and slapped her own face at the pathetic behavior of the Knight Lord.

[Kodaka]

"Oh god....." Darak sighed as he watched everyone. He folded his arms and sighed,"we may never get out of this god forsaken place...." He curled his mouth into a frown as he noticed a patch of flowers.".... This place makes me sick...."

Kodaka just stood there, remaining calm with almost no emotion. Except one. He was over the limit of being annoyed, and hearing everyone else act so.... Odd..... Darak stood next to him almost as annoyed as Kodaka was. He turned his head to glance at Kodaka."... You bored too?" Kodaka nodded,"........Yeah........."

"... You bored too?"

Kodaka nodded,"........Yeah........."

Darak shrugged,"... The only way to get out of here is too work together.... He glanced at Mai.".... No matter how much we hate each other....."

((XD))

[Kaya the Chosen]

((ERGH!!! My internet messed up when I posted, so, my entire post was lost!!!! One of the stupid cables was unplugged!))

((Waizu))

Realizing that he wasn't dying, Waizu sat down on, the flowers cushioning his fall. It appeared that they had to work together with the Dark Ones for the time being. There was no killing Arrionus, no sanity, na dworst of all, no Mieux. But, unknown to Waizu, Mieux was right behind him. Running around Waizu, the dog nestled his head in his owner's chest. "I'm so sorry. When you were knocked unconscious that last time, so was I. Then, when I woke up, I couldn't sense your presence. I'm so sorry...", Mieux apologized, taking notice of Waizu's scar as his owner wrapped and around him.

"It's ok...and, I'm fine...", Waizu whispered, hushing Mieux, before standing and walking over to Ymedaca. "This should be interesting, Ymedaca..erh..Arch-Mage..", he commented, catching his mistake.

((Kaya))

Kaya was angered that they would have to help the Dark Ones, but realized that there was no way around it. They would be stuck in this place, even though it was wonderful, forever. Unless, of course, they relinquished their hatred for each other. "As much as I hate to say it, Emina is right. We must work together..", Kaya agreed, standing upby Emina. maybe the Dark Ones would develop some sense.

((Dulcina))

Dulcina glared at Eros before she disappeared, the deity having taken her fans and tambourines. It appeared her dances would have no effect here, as well. For now, though, she just had to deal with it. Dulcina shot Emina the nastiest look she could make, replying, "Fine, but, I still hate you...." She then spit towards the flowers near her, before standing up.

((This pales in comparison, but, oh well...))

[Mai the Dark Lord]

Kadaj picked Mai up from out of the flowers. "You look like such an idiot. Everyone, except for idiots like you, would realize that we all have to work together to find some way out of here." Kenya was terrified of the place, but nodded in agreement. Ellie stood up and shouted "Go Kajy!" Kadaj shivered again.

Mai glared at Kadaj for a moment. "I don't see that happening," she said, walking away to regroup with Darak and Dulcina. "What do you two think?" She asked. Meanwhile, Ymedaca had gathered the 'good guys'.

"I've heard of this place," she said. "It's called Febrasany, owned by the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite. From tales I've heard, the only known way out is by the will of Aphrodite herself or, in this case, Eros." She paused for a moment, making sure everyone understood.

"But, also, there is another way mentioned in some of the lesser known stories, though I'm not sure how reliable it is... it is said there is a magic pedestal in the Castle of the Goddess, which should be somewhere in this realm."

Kadaj stepped forward. "Seeing no other option, this seems to be the only procedure to try. If nothing else we find out it does or doesn't exist. It seems to be our only chance right now." Kadaj looked around to see if anyone objected. Kenya, Ellie, and Ymedaca didn't.