ACT FIVEFade Up - INT. Sam and Dean's Room -Day
DEAN, SAM, and BUCKHOUSE are sitting around. BOBBY is on speakerphone.
BOBBY:
You ain't dealing with a ghost, ya idjits. It's a cursed object.
DEAN:
But I cursed objects only act as catalysts for ghosts. Like an otherworldly life preserver or something.
BOBBY:
Yeah, but if it gets enough wrapped around it, it can manifest itself.
DEAN:
As what?
BOBBY:
A human possessing killing machine.
DEAN:
(a beat) Good point.
SAM:
How do destroy it?
BOBBY:
I'm working on it...
BUCKHOUSE:
Alright, we'll keep it safe.
BOBBY:
(a beat) Boys, don't leave him with it, alright?
BUCKHOUSE looks offended. DEAN grins.
DEAN:
Sure thing, Bobby.
BOBBY is heard hanging up.
BUCKHOUSE:
Yep, he remembers me...
DEAN roars with laughter.
SAM:
So, anyway, we need to go pick up the mulcher.
DEAN:
I'll go. (to BUCKHOUSE, patting him on the shoulder) C'mon, Bucky...you can keep me company...
BUCKHOUSE:
It's Buck
house!
DEAN:
Right, right...
They head for the door.
Cut to -
SAM, looking back to the books. Suddenly, there comes a knock at the door. He goes over and, after peeking through the peep-hole, opens it, revealing LENNY, the CSI from before.
SAM:
Can I help you?
LENNY pulls a shovel from around his back and hits SAM over the head with it, knocking him unconscious.
Cut to - EXT. The Police Department - Day
DEAN and BUCKHOUSE exit. DEAN looks angry.
DEAN:
(pulling out his phone and dialing) Dammit...
BUCKHOUSE:
How could it have-?
DEAN:
I don't know!
The phone picks up on the other side.
DEAN: (CON'T.)
Sam, someone took the mulcher, and we don't know where -
LENNY's VOICE: (on the other end)
I know where it is, Dean...
DEAN:
(stops) Let my brother go...
LENNY's VOICE:
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dean...
Cut to - INT. An Abandoned Warehouse - Day
LENNY now wears the same apron and goggles that CLARK had worn before.
DEAN's voice: (on the other end)
Let him go!
LENNY:
I wish I could do that, but Sam has been a very, very bad boy...
DEAN:
I swear, when I find you, I'm going to tear you apart.
LENNY:
Oh, good...then I can ride you for a little while...
DEAN:
You have no idea who you're dealing with.
LENNY:
Do you?
Cut to -
The previous shot of DEAN. He hangs up his phone in disgust.
BUCKHOUSE:
What are we gonna do?
DEAN:
Get the laptop out of the car.
Cut to - EXT. The Parking Lot, The Impala - Day
DEAN pulls out the other laptop and pulls up the Internet, connecting.
BUCKHOUSE:
You're gonna trace the call?
DEAN:
(typing in a code) That's the idea...
Cut to - INT. The Warehouse - Day
SAM, strapped down on the table, awakes.
LENNY;
Good, you're up...
SAM:
Where the hell are we?
LENNY:
We're in an old warehouse outside of town...Lenny has no basement.
SAM:
So you're not Lenny?
LENNY:
No. No, I am not.
SAM:
Then what the hell are you?
LENNY:
Well. I was a gardener, a long time ago...then I was a school teacher...and now I'm a crime scene investigator...I don't know
what I'll be in my next life...maybe a hunter?
SAM:
You can take over people's bodies?
LENNY:
Only if I'm not in one right then...it's weird. It all started when I was living in that mulcher and then...I woke up...and I saw every bad thing that people did...just like your brother...and just like you...
SAM:
Look, my brother's a bit of a womanizer, but that's nothing to -
LENNY: (Interrupts)
You mean he hasn't told you?
SAM:
What do you mean?!
LENNY:
(changes the subject) It doesn't matter, he won't find you here. We're too far out of the way.
SAM:
So why do you do this?
LENNY:
Because no one else will...all the things they do have to be expunged. All that filthy money they made needs to be put somewhere where it can do some good.
SAM:
You aren't gonna get a nickel out of me.
LENNY:
We'll see...
SAM:
No, I mean it.
The camera pans down a little to show that SAM is stealthily trying to wriggle out of his restrains.
SAM: (CON'T.)
I'm not evil...
LENNY:
(laughs) You care to repeat that?! It burns through your veins, boy!
He goes over and switches the mulcher on. The engines roars into life, groans, and then stops. Then, the lights go out.
LENNY: (CON'T.)
What the-?
Cut to -
The doors at the end of the room bursting open. DEAN and BUCKHOUSE enter, both wielding shotguns.
LENNY turns, still holding the syring of muscle relaxant.
Cut to -
DEAN, taking the shotgun and blasting him through the head, effectively blowing it off.
Cut to -
BUCKHOUSE, running over and unstrapping SAM.
BUCKHOUSE:
You alright, kid?
SAM:
(nods) Yeah.
DEAN:
Good. (Digs into his pocket) Let's get rid of this thing.
SAM:
You brought salt and matches?
DEAN:
(pulling salt out and setting it on the mulcher) Well, you're half-right...(he pulls out a fuse-less detonator and charges) We're gonna salt and burn it...with dynamite...
BUCKHOUSE:
How the hell did you boys get your hands on dynamite?
DEAN:
A gig we worked back in Montana. Remember, Sammy? The Indian spirit on the Air Force Base?
SAM:
Dean, how are you sure that that's even going to work?
DEAN:
(pulling out the detonator) No use in not trying...
BUCKHOUSE:
I'm afraid you won't be blowing anything up...
The boys turn to him. A trickle of blood drops from his eye.
DEAN:
Oh, come on!
BUCKHOUSE:
Give me the detonator!
DEAN:
(presses the button, then tosses it to BUCKHOUSE) Sure, dude...all yours...
He grabs SAM and they run.
BUCKHOUSE moves over, trying to shut off the detonator, but finds no such thing. It explodes, sending him all kinds of everywhere.
Cut to - EXT. The Warehouse - Day
SAM and DEAN emerge just before the enter warehouse goes up in flames. The two of them head for the Impala.
DEAN:
Come on, Sam. We've got about thirty seconds before the 5-0 show up.
SAM:
Poor dude...
DEAN:
Yeah, totally sucks for him, let's go!
They get into the car and drive off.
Cut to - EXT. The Roads - Day
The Impala drives along.
Music: "
"Travelin' Man" - Lynyrd SkynyrdCut to - INT. The Impala - Day
DEAN drives. SAM is in the passenger seat.
DEAN:
Whacked out guy, huh?
SAM:
He was just trying to make the world better...
DEAN:
You mean you actually approve of what he was doing?
SAM:
No. I don't. At least, not the way he was doing it. But in his own, twisted way, he was save the world...that's kind of admirable. (DEAN gives him a hard look, he sighs) No, not really...
DEAN:
Absolute bat.
SAM:
Yeah...
There is silence as they drive along.
END CREDITS.