The Winchester Boys... and Tampons

Okay, I just wanted to say thank you to Moon (Sparkle) for the inspiration. So here goes nothing.

As Dean and Sam Winchester followed each other into a market, they passed by some magazines and then... eventually, a couple pads and tampons. This wasn't their first time seeing them, but as he looked all over the shelf, curiosity suddenly started brewing in Dean's mind.

"Hey, Sam." He said, nudging his younger, yet taller, brother in the ribs. "I have an awesome idea."

"One that deals with pads and tampons?" Sam snorted. "Are you kidding me?"

"No. I just thought we should do some science experiments with them."

"Like what, exactly?"

"I don't know."

Without thinking any further, Dean pulled out some tampons then ran to the cash register where there seemed to be an elder lady with grey hair tied up into a bun. Freckles dotted her wrinkly face as she looked at the boys with a cocked eyebrow. But she didn't say anything as she scanned their items.

After heading back to the motel, the two parked the black Impala and headed into their rooms excitedly.

"Okay, so I thought we should cook the tampons with chili." Dean finally said. "Or, soak them in water. Put them in blenders. See what happens. My butt's tingling in excitement."

"Cook? Blenders? Huh." Sam rubbed his hair uncomfortably, wrinkling his nose at Dean's comment.

"What do you think, little brother?"

"Fine, fine." He sighed, throwing tampons and chili's into the oven all at the same time.

"I'm gonna microwave some." Dean announced, putting some as well, into the microwave and pressing 20 minutes and 35 seconds.

"What do you want to do, blow up the kitchen?" Sam asked, shaking his head and waiting for the oven to ring.

Too late.

Dean pressed enter, and then within seconds, they started popping furiously.

Then, accompanied by a DING! from the oven.

Sam opened it up, and started groaning.

"What the h...." he started saying at the sight that met his stinging eyes.

"Watch your mouth, Sammy." Dean stuck his tongue out at his brother from the microwave as it started shaking like an earthquake just came.

Ten minutes later, the kitchen was already on fire as the alarm started ringing.

"Take out the batteries!" Sam shouted.

Dean did as he was told and ripped out the batteries from the device, coming back into the kitchen. The thing that met his gaze was smoke and more flames.

"Oh god, tell me you didn't die, Sam."

"I'm here, Dean." Sam coughed.

Just then, the microwave stopped working without even a beep from it.

"What are we going to do?" Dean asked, putting out the fire.

"Die," came out a cry from within the dining room. "We're going to die. That's what. I told you we shouldn't of messed with these things."

"No, you didn't."

"Well, my facial expressions did."

"No they didn't,"

"Yes, they did."

"No they didn't,"

Once people started to find out there was a fire in the room, they started calling for help. And from then on, Dean learned a new lesson - not to mess with tampons again. Even if it's out of curiosity.

OMG!!!!! Shelly, that was awesome! I was rolling the whole time. Glad I could inspire you. LOL who would have thought our silly msn convo could have turned into this.

hahah.. freak'n' hilarious! Dean you stupid stupid boy!! THey are used to PLUG IT UP!.. srry.. Stephan King coming to mind...

.... hmmm.. i guess there won`t be moree


Awesome!

cass

shelly thats great

Shelly you goof!!!

Haha, thanks guys.

I could do another one with pads. I don't know how that would work but... *shrugs*

Ohhh noo.. hm.. ...hm... *thinks furiously!*

PLUG IT UP?! OMG im dying here. Watch Sam and Dean use it in the wrong place.

LMFAO.

Rofl.

I might write some more about the tampons, actually. Even though Dean and Sam learned his lesson.

oh marshmellow that was great and funny.

Thank you Potato.

omg.. my two favorite things.. guys and them acting around when you say the word tampon.

Haha. Same.

Thanks for the review, Jamie.

PLUG IT UP?! OMG im dying here. Watch Sam and Dean use it in the wrong place.

Ohh they probably would! lmao.



* really really weird image in my head * ... * runs to sink and puts head under extremely cold water *

PLUG IT UP?! OMG im dying here. Watch Sam and Dean use it in the wrong place.

Ohh they probably would! lmao.



* really really weird image in my head * ... * runs to sink and puts head under extremely cold water *

*wipes tear from eye*