Perspective, A little fun I full expect to be deleted

Roadhouse,

Sam's at the bar, looking at the laptop and looking bummed.

Dean (slides up next him at the bar, gives him a searching gaze): Dude, you look like someone kicked your puppy. What the hell are you looking at?

Sam: Oh, it’s just this message board I found.

Dean: (leans in an looks over Sam’s shoulder) Supernatural.tv? (mock apprehension) Sam, step away from the computer, little brother. You have entered the domain of obsessed fangirls. They control the horizontal, they control the vertical. As your big brother, I feel obligated to warn you that nothing good ever comes from those sites. (leans closer) Here, lemme see if I can find you a nice porn site. I think they’re slashing us over on LiveJournal.

Sam: Dean! I’m trying to read this. Can you try to think with your upstairs brain, please.

Dean: (throws up hands) Fine. Whatever, bro. It’s your sanity. (A few beats pass as Sam continues to read and look gloomy.) What the hell, man? You’re really letting that crap get to ya?

Sam: (turns to Dean, eyes moist) I’m so sorry.

Dean: (grabs laptop from Sam and leans over it, worry etched into his features.) What? Are you in the spoiler forum? I ain’t gonna die am I…

Sam: No, I’m just sorry, that’s all…

Dean: For what?

Sam: (slides laptop back over and clicks on a thread) These girls are saying that you totally got shafted last season, that I was broody and whiny and totally stole all the thunder. Said you totally had your own issues and couldn’t deal with ‘em cuz I kept needing saving all the time. (chokes back sob) You’re my brother…I never meant…

Dean: (cocks eyebrow and smacks Sam upside the head.) Is THAT all? Sammy…

Sam: Sam!

Dean: Sammy… that’s what I ‘m talking about. These girls twist things all out of perspective. (Looks at menu and scrolls through threads before clicking on one) See here, this chick says she heard your sweaty feet smell like lilac, and this other chick, she comes on and says, HELL NO, THEY SMELL LIKE ROSES! ---(puzzled expression) Dude, what’s up with the caps lock?

Sam: That’s virtual shouting.

Dean: Ooh, testy. (stares at screen, then nods in understanding) well, that explains it.

Sam: Explains what?

Dean: (points) Sammy girl…you just have a way of bring out the soap opera emo in peeps, little brother. They can’t help themselves. Hey, what’s with the blue lady, and how many teeth do I gotta give her?

Sam: That’s a moderator. She’s supposed to be breaking up the fights.

Dean: Oh..(does double take at screen) Is THAT what she’s doing? (shrugs and continues scrolling) Oh look here, there’s a thread about this whole season being about me…Looks like I’m the one stealing YOUR thunder now.

Sam: (Grabs comp and leans over it with puzzled expression of disbelief) What? Who the hell? (Reads and gets hurt look on face) God, that just figures you know? I nearly lost you Dean, we both lost Dad, I gotta figure out what the hell the demon’s got planned for me…I work my ass off every friggin’ week for these people, and they act like I been sitting on my thumbs or something. And what’s this about you being out of character and not looking out for me the way you’re supposed to? (fuming now) What am I, seven? They act like you’re not supposed to have any time to work through things yourself. Don’t they know we’re brothers? My pain is your pain and all that crap?! (pulls out notepad)

Dean: What are you doing now?

Sam: Taking names…no one talks about MY brother like that. I’m so gonna kick some ass.

Dean: Don’t sweat it, man. I got your back, you got mine. It’s all good. Let the fangirls fight all they want. Don’t change nothing as far as I’m concerned. (grabs back of Sam’s neck affectionately and pushes him off the stool, stealing comp back) C’mon, lemme find you a nice porn site, spice boy.

Sam: (Takes long drink of beer) I’ll drink to that. And dude, next time I look at a message board, go for the consecrated rounds. Do not let me get sucked into that abyss of negativity ever again.

Dean: Dude, you’re my brother. I’d go to hell and back for ya, but no, go on one of those forums, no…I won’t do that.

Sam: Amen, my brother.

Dean: Damn straight.

haha...thats great...and blue lady huh? well Dean hasnt met Ben and he's the one in charge of the teeth...lol. Okay so uh..prolly gonna have to move this cause its not Episode related..but who knows. I'm laughing anyways.....

Tracer

LMAO!!! That's great!

I totally love your banner man!!!

~Jessie~

That was hilarious!!!!!

That was great, very funny. Thanks for the laugh burstynout

That was funny. I laughed in more than one place.

LOL, I couldn't help myself. I just keep reading these boards and going, Gah, waht would Dean and Sam say?...

Sometimes, I just gotta let 'em speak their minds. Haha.



HT

I loved it!!! Soo funny and :looks around nervously: can be soo true at times Certain debates can get a little out of hand, I'm glad you made a joke out of it...very refreshing

LOL, yeah, I think we could all use a little comic relief.

HT

OMG that was too cute I enjoyed it very much

April

You're quite welcome. I'm totally nuts sometimes. Trying to remember this is supposed to be fun.

HT

Nice laugh, HT!

I really don't understand why some fans get passionately angry on behalf of characters when the actors who are creating and invested in the roles are happy with the way they're developing. Never made sense to me, that.

I can see Sam and Dean (and Jared and Jensen, for that matter) looking at each other, scratching their heads, shrugging, and turning away. Thanks for adding the laughter into that little scenario!

LMAO! I think I saw Sam write down my name in that book....

Thank you for ending my day on a fun note. and, reminding me as
well....

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~Karla

This post has been edited by superanonatural on Nov 9 2006, 05:07 AM

hehehehehehe!!! Thx for posting HT!!!

Thanks, HT! This really brightened up my morning. ~Anne