Caption Challenge 2 - Voting Phase 1

Congratulations on all the entries. We have 51 wonderful captions for you to review and vote for a winner. Due to the number of entries we will once again be breaking this into two phases.

Phase 1 Voting Begins Monday June 22, 2009 and Ends Thursday June 25, 2009:

Select your favorite caption from each of the four groups. PM your vote to Raven524 and include the Group (A, B, C, D or E) and the number of the caption (1, 2, 3, ect). Please select only one caption from each group. Also, voting for yourself is not allowed. All votes must be in no later than 9:00 P.M. EST on Thursday, June 25, 2009.

Phase 2 Voting Begins Friday, June 26, 2009 and ends Sunday, June 28, 2009:

From the top five votes, you will need to select the winning caption. PM your vote to Raven524 and include the number of the caption you think is the funniest. Please select only one caption. Voting for yourself is not allowed. All votes must be in no later than 9:00 P.M. on Sunday, June 21, 2009


Group A:


1) Dean: *swats at a fly*
Sam: Man, another fly flew in my mouth
Dean: *laughs* That's where that fly went

2) Dean (singing): "I love you. You love me. We're a great big family!"
Sam (interjecting): "Dude! At the very least, do something cool like SpongeBob!"

3) "Sam: aww come on, i know i mocked your mulletrock but did you have to switch to Ricky Martin..my ears are burning here"


4) "Sam, everything you got is big"

5) "Aw come on Sammy, the Nare in the shampoo was the Ultimate gag of all time."
"No way Dean, mine beats you hands down."
"What the crazy glue on the beer bottle?"
"No, the crazy glue on the steering wheel!"

6) Sam: "Dude for the love of all that is good, please shut up! you can't sing and u need a breath mint, your breath smells like ass"

7) "C'mon, Sammy ... 'Here I Come to Save the Day!!!'"

8) Dean sings"...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall..."

9) Sam: "Dude! Your breath! For the love of... certs for the win!!!"

10) Dean "ah isnt botox lovely"
Sam "Looks like your waiting to eat a fly" *laughs* "why do i bother "

11) Sam: "Dean please stop! Oh you jerk...my ears! It for the love of god, it burns!"


Group B:


12) Sam & Dean: "Five dollar, five dollar foot longgggg."

13) Dean: "HEEEEAT of the moment..."
Sam: " You just don't listen do you Dean!? At the next stop I'm going to kill myself!"

14) "DEAN!!!... Dude, do you want to give me a heart attack? Stop singing!! Jesus!! You scared the hell out of me! *Sam stops and thinks* "On second though, Keep singing, maybe there is a positive use for your noise after all, it will attrack demons and we can kill them."

15) Dean: "Urrrrrrrp."
Sam: "Dude what the hell did you eat a chupacabra?!"

16) Dean (singing): "Ooooaaaaklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!" Sam: "Oh god, now you've moved on to singing musicals!? If you don't stop, I'm jumping out of the car!"

17) Sam " Jesus, Dean! Did you have to eat that many bean burritos? Ah God, roll your window down, you jerk!!!"

18) "Damn it Dean, I knew you shouldn't have had that extra bowl of chili loaded with beans!"

19) Sam: "Dude, I swear...It was this big!"
Dean: "Whatever Sammy, you couldn't catch a fish in a...fish...filled...place...*Pause*...I got nothin'"

20) Dean: "O SOLO MIO!"
Sam: "JESUS, WHAT WAS ON THAT SPOON????"

21) Dean: *burst into song* "I feeeel preeeetttyyyy Ohhhh soooo Prettty"
Sam: *Makes disgusted face singing* "why oooooooh why is my brother sooooooo gayyyy??"


Group C:


22) Sam: "I once caught a fish THIS BIG!"
Dean: "Yeah, and the hook that you left in the car is now stuck in my ass!"

23) "Dude, did you fart? my mouth was open and everything!!"

24) Sam Says, "Dang it not another wet dream."

25) Dean: "Oooh Sammy! Hot chick at 2 o'clock! I'm stoppin' here!"
Sam: "Yeah right, and I'll just wait here, it's not like we're in the middle of a job or nothin'..."

26) Dean: WAAAANTED Dead or ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Sam: Is there a crossroads coming up soon???

27) Dean: "Don't worry Sammy the hair salon is only two blocks away! They will fix your hair just the way you like it."

28) Sam: "That’s is, dude. No more pie if that’s what it’s going to do to you."

29) Dean: " *BURRRRRRPPPPPPP* Sam: "Damn it Dean no more onions for you!!!"

30) *Sam covers his ears while Dean starts singing 'Fire of Unknown Origin' from the top of his lungs*
Sam: (thinking) When will this ever end?!

31) Sam: "Dean for the love of god will you let them handle the singing
Dean: *sings* "I can't hear you Sammy"


Group D:


32) "Holy crap, Sammy! It's the worlds biggest ball of yarn!"

33) Sam - "Oh jeez!" <fans air frantically with hands> "You're never eating venison chili ever again Dean!"
Dean - <lifts cheek> Brrip!! "Aahhh!"
Sam - "Oh god...I think my eyeballs are melting."

34) Sam: "Dean, I know I am gassy but that is the most Atomic burp ever!!!"

35) Dean - ( Singing. ) "Like A Virgin WHOOOOAAAA. Like A Virgin."
Sam- "Dude, your as far away from virgin than you can possibly get!"
Dean - "Virgin. WHHHHOOOOOAAA. Rehiminated Virgin."

36) Dean: starts belting out Barbie Girl
Sam: "My ears!"
Dean: "What? You got something wrong with Barbie Girl? Barbie...... mmmm."

37) Sam: "Dean Enough with the Sesame street tune already"
Dean: "Sunny Day, Sweepin' the clouds away, On my way to where
the air is sweet, Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Sesame Street"

38) Dean: "Kill it! I can't stand mosquitoes!" Sam: "I almost have it! *Smack* Dang it, I missed!" Dean: "Bitch" Sam: "Jerk"

39) Dean " oooooooooh second verse same as the first , if your name is Samantha
Clap your hands, if your name is Samantha clap your hands, if your name is.....
Sam " I frigging hate witches. When does this 'you say I do' spell wear off?
Dean " and you really are Samantha, clap your hands."

40) Dean (singing): "I'm on a highway to heeeeelll!!!"
Sam (trying to cover his ears): "Gosh, he's singing again...."

41) THE WINCHESTER OPERA HOUSE:
"You raise me uuuuuup, so I can stand on mountains...."

Group E:


42) I think my ears are bleeding?

43) Dean: "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA "
Sam throwing up his hands: " Oh Dear God not again, Where did I put my ear plugs !"

44) *Dean singing*
sam says 'Dam child safety locks, now i'll never escape this torture'

45) Dean: *sings for the tenth time* Sammy here didn't buy me my apple PIE! I'll make sure he'll CRY!
Sam: Dude, enough with the apple pie.

46) Dean: "C’mon Sammy Sing! The rhythm is gonna getcha, rhythm is gonna getcha , rhythm is gonna getcha, rhythm is gonna get you. The rhythm is gonna get you tonight”

47) Sam: "....this big!!"
Dean: "Oooh, really? Sam, I walked into that room, after you left, and none of those rats where quite that big."

48) Sam: "I give up... If you break the damn windows of your beloved Impala, you can fix them yourself."
Dean turns on the music louder. "Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes...Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes...Silver white winters that melt into springs...These are a few of my favorite things."
(Disclaimer, Dean's song text belongs to the folks who own the Sound of Music.)

49) Dean: *sings* Ooooh... who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sas-Quatch SquarePants!
Sam: You know, I dont think this is going to scare Lucifer enough to stop him from coming after us
Dean: Originally, I was gonna go for "hit me baby one more time" but 1. he just might take that literally and 2. I dont want to see you pull out them pom poms

50) Sam: "Damn Dean ...... I thought you said I was the gassy one!"

51) Sam: "Dean if you don't stop singing off key, I'll burn your Busty Asian Beauties Magazines in front of you."

Good Luck to You All!

Voting has now closed. I'll post the final entries shortly! Once again, great job to all :hi5