The Scariest Demon that Ever Was
Dean had tired honking his horn, cursing, flipping the bird to anyone who cursed back, and getting in a fight with a particularly fierce looking biker, but none had worked in moving traffic along. So now Dean reasoned it was time to investigate the cause of the traffic jam himself and Sam was forced to come along to make sure Dean didn't piss off another biker or anyone else for that matter.
As they walked on smoldering hot faded black tar, Sam was sure his sneakers were melting more with each step. Dean noticed the heat too of course, but seemed to think that complaining about it with each step somehow would help; however, it only helped Sam become even more annoyed.
Finally, Sam saw the cause of his misery--other than Dean--up ahead. There was a huge crowd, becoming larger by the minute, formed around something they couldn't glimpse.
About twenty footfalls later, they were pushing their way through the crowd saying, "Excuse me" or in Dean's case "Out of my way." At last, they pushed through their way through the last row of people and saw the problem--it was something they had never encountered before and hoped to never again. They were already too late to help, because its influence had already spread through the crowd; people were joining in with it. Sam looked at Dean and saw his horrified expression mirrored. He also saw fear--Dean was afraid.
The ringleader appeared to be a huge demon that was completely bright yellow, except for its orange horns and red eyes. Its male voice then growled out, "You put your right foot in." Everyone sang aloud and put their right foot into the circle, not caring they were following a demon's lead.
"You put your right foot out." Then, it pulled its huge orange-clawed foot out of the circle.
"You put your right foot in." All put their right foot into the circle again.
"And you shake it all about." Oh god, everyone actually "shock it all about"; it was beyond revolting to see the demon's yellow out-of-shape ass shake back and forth like really disgusting jello.
"You do the Hokey Pokey and you," they began circling back to the right with their arms held shoulder height high, "and turn yourself around."
After they turned themselves around, they then loudly clapped their hands while singing, "That's what it's all about!"
Sam and Dean turned to each other equally terrified at what they just witnessed and then the devil song continued.
As the demon began singing, "Put your left foot in," Dean and Sam felt the incredibly strong pull of the demon. Both brothers tried with all they were to resist, but the pull was too strong--they put they left foot in and then shock it all about!
Sam woke up screaming as if he were being murdered.
The Impala swerved dangerously in the other lane causing a pissed off driver to honk his horn. After getting the car under control, Dean glared to his brother. "What the hell, Sam." Instantly, Dean's anger turned to worry when he saw Sam's horrified expression.
"Promise me something, Dean."
There was no way Dean would ever just promise something without knowing what he was promising first. "Depends what it is."
With lightning speed, Sam tightly gripped Dean's right wrist. "Promise me, that no matter what, if we see a demon doing the Hokey Pokey we will run the opposite way."
If it weren't for Sam's serious expression, Dean would have been positive his brother was kidding, but he wasn't. "I promise, Sammy, that if we see a demon doin' the Hokey Pokey that we'll high tail it outta there." Did he just really say that?
Sam let go of his wrist and leaned back in his seat with a sigh.
Dean always was amazed at the depths Sam could go into crazyland, but this had to take the prize. A demon doing the Hokey Pokey, Dean mussed, now that has got to be the scariest demon that ever was.
A/N: I posted this over at Fanfiction.net a while back but thought I'd post it here if anyone wanted a laugh
*falls off chair*
*breathes* That. Was. Amazing. To. The. Nth. Degree.
Hahaha, that was awesome!!! You had me in stitches :)
For Pete's sake. I hope you know that I'm gonna be singing it in my dreams tonight. Ahahahahahahaha!!!
What's this doing here? It obviously belongs in the Horror/Demon section. ;)