Description: A little fun I full expect to be deleted
burstynout - November 8, 2006 04:41 PM (GMT)
Sam's at the bar, looking at the laptop and looking bummed.
Dean (slides up next him at the bar, gives him a searching gaze): Dude, you look like someone kicked your puppy. What the hell are you looking at?
Sam: Oh, it’s just this message board I found.
Dean: (leans in an looks over Sam’s shoulder) Supernatural.tv? (mock apprehension) Sam, step away from the computer, little brother. You have entered the domain of obsessed fangirls. They control the horizontal, they control the vertical. As your big brother, I feel obligated to warn you that nothing good ever comes from those sites. (leans closer) Here, lemme see if I can find you a nice porn site. I think they’re slashing us over on LiveJournal.
Sam: Dean! I’m trying to read this. Can you try to think with your upstairs brain, please.
Dean: (throws up hands) Fine. Whatever, bro. It’s your sanity. (A few beats pass as Sam continues to read and look gloomy.) What the hell, man? You’re really letting that crap get to ya?
Sam: (turns to Dean, eyes moist) I’m so sorry.
Dean: (grabs laptop from Sam and leans over it, worry etched into his features.) What? Are you in the spoiler forum? I ain’t gonna die am I…
Sam: No, I’m just sorry, that’s all…
Dean: For what?
Sam: (slides laptop back over and clicks on a thread) These girls are saying that you totally got shafted last season, that I was broody and whiny and totally stole all the thunder. Said you totally had your own issues and couldn’t deal with ‘em cuz I kept needing saving all the time. (chokes back sob) You’re my brother…I never meant…
Dean: (cocks eyebrow and smacks Sam upside the head.) Is THAT all? Sammy…
Dean: Sammy… that’s what I ‘m talking about. These girls twist things all out of perspective. (Looks at menu and scrolls through threads before clicking on one) See here, this chick says she heard your sweaty feet smell like lilac, and this other chick, she comes on and says, HELL NO, THEY SMELL LIKE ROSES! ---(puzzled expression) Dude, what’s up with the caps lock?
Sam: That’s virtual shouting.
Dean: Ooh, testy. (stares at screen, then nods in understanding) well, that explains it.
Sam: Explains what?
Dean: (points) Sammy girl…you just have a way of bring out the soap opera emo in peeps, little brother. They can’t help themselves. Hey, what’s with the blue lady, and how many teeth do I gotta give her?
Sam: That’s a moderator. She’s supposed to be breaking up the fights.
Dean: Oh..(does double take at screen) Is THAT what she’s doing? (shrugs and continues scrolling) Oh look here, there’s a thread about this whole season being about me…Looks like I’m the one stealing YOUR thunder now.
Sam: (Grabs comp and leans over it with puzzled expression of disbelief) What? Who the hell? (Reads and gets hurt look on face) God, that just figures you know? I nearly lost you Dean, we both lost Dad, I gotta figure out what the hell the demon’s got planned for me…I work my ass off every friggin’ week for these people, and they act like I been sitting on my thumbs or something. And what’s this about you being out of character and not looking out for me the way you’re supposed to? (fuming now) What am I, seven? They act like you’re not supposed to have any time to work through things yourself. Don’t they know we’re brothers? My pain is your pain and all that crap?! (pulls out notepad)
Dean: What are you doing now?
Sam: Taking names…no one talks about MY brother like that. I’m so gonna kick some ass.
Dean: Don’t sweat it, man. I got your back, you got mine. It’s all good. Let the fangirls fight all they want. Don’t change nothing as far as I’m concerned. (grabs back of Sam’s neck affectionately and pushes him off the stool, stealing comp back) C’mon, lemme find you a nice porn site, spice boy.
Sam: (Takes long drink of beer) I’ll drink to that. And dude, next time I look at a message board, go for the consecrated rounds. Do not let me get sucked into that abyss of negativity ever again.
Dean: Dude, you’re my brother. I’d go to hell and back for ya, but no, go on one of those forums, no…I won’t do that.
Sam: Amen, my brother.
Dean: Damn straight.
tracer2032 - November 8, 2006 04:46 PM (GMT)
haha...thats great...and blue lady huh? well Dean hasnt met Ben and he's the one in charge of the teeth...lol. Okay so uh..prolly gonna have to move this cause its not Episode related..but who knows. I'm laughing anyways.....
jensensgirl89 - November 8, 2006 04:53 PM (GMT)
LMAO!!! That's great!
I totally love your banner man!!!
wpchica36 - November 8, 2006 07:24 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: That was hilarious!!!!!
Oceane - November 8, 2006 08:53 PM (GMT)
That was great, very funny. Thanks for the laugh burstynout :D
Supernaturally Obsessed - November 8, 2006 08:55 PM (GMT)
That was funny. I laughed in more than one place.
burstynout - November 8, 2006 09:01 PM (GMT)
LOL, I couldn't help myself. I just keep reading these boards and going, Gah, waht would Dean and Sam say?...
Sometimes, I just gotta let 'em speak their minds. Haha.
mniwashte - November 8, 2006 11:56 PM (GMT)
I loved it!!! Soo funny and :looks around nervously: can be soo true at times :ph43r: Certain debates can get a little out of hand, I'm glad you made a joke out of it...very refreshing :lol:
burstynout - November 9, 2006 01:53 AM (GMT)
LOL, yeah, I think we could all use a little comic relief.
Freyja - November 9, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
OMG that was too cute I enjoyed it very much :) :clap
burstynout - November 9, 2006 03:50 AM (GMT)
You're quite welcome. I'm totally nuts sometimes. Trying to remember this is supposed to be fun.
Bardicvoice - November 9, 2006 04:50 AM (GMT)
Nice laugh, HT!
I really don't understand why some fans get passionately angry on behalf of characters when the actors who are creating and invested in the roles are happy with the way they're developing. Never made sense to me, that.
I can see Sam and Dean (and Jared and Jensen, for that matter) looking at each other, scratching their heads, shrugging, and turning away. Thanks for adding the laughter into that little scenario!
Karla - November 9, 2006 05:05 AM (GMT)
|QUOTE (burstynout @ Nov 9 2006, 03:50 AM)|
| You're quite welcome. I'm totally nuts sometimes. Trying to remember this is supposed to be fun.|
LMAO! I think I saw Sam write down my name in that book....:D
Thank you for ending my day on a fun note. :D :wub: and, reminding me as
immie_8 - November 9, 2006 05:48 AM (GMT)
hehehehehehe!!! :lol: Thx for posting HT!!!
darkwolfe - November 9, 2006 12:18 PM (GMT)
Thanks, HT! This really brightened up my morning. ~Anne
burstynout - November 9, 2006 01:17 PM (GMT)
Aww, shucks. Y'all are welcome again. I hate to say it, but some of those comments could probably apply to myself sometimes. Trying to add a little humor.
irismay42 - November 9, 2006 01:45 PM (GMT)
Heh heh heh heh heh * Iris collapses into a heap of laughter when someone tells her Americans don't get irony... *
Fab HT! Maybe someone ought to ask Jared and Jensen what they make of it all over on the CW site...
burstynout - November 9, 2006 03:28 PM (GMT)
Yeah, Iris, someone prolly should ask J2, but I sure the heck ain't going over to that other site to do it. Gah! I don't scare easily but , Gah! Did I mention? Gah!
irismay42 - November 9, 2006 03:44 PM (GMT)
I totally get where you're coming from... :unsure:
burstynout - November 9, 2006 05:11 PM (GMT)
Dude, you got a banner. Never thought I'd see the day. LOL.
irismay42 - November 9, 2006 05:47 PM (GMT)
I know!! I'm so excited! (Don't think for a minute I would have been able to figure out how to do it without lots of help...!) :huh:
kittsbud - November 9, 2006 05:53 PM (GMT)
Ohhhhhh, now I see what you mean about your post. I didn't see this one last night hahaha! You so should do more Dean and Sam humor...:P
burstynout - November 9, 2006 06:04 PM (GMT)
Well, in my little world, they're laughing and joking all the time, there are no demons, no ghosties, they only shoot for fun, no one ever gets punished, or disappears, and when you wake up in the morning you can sleep as long....Gah! started as happy meandering turned into a Jensen death scene. Oy.
But anyway. I'd love 'em to be happy, but then they wouldn't be so beautifully broken. LOL.
ETA: Guess I should add that no one dies by having hot wax sprayed on 'em either. ;)
irismay42 - November 9, 2006 06:13 PM (GMT)
|QUOTE (burstynout @ Nov 9 2006, 06:04 PM)|
| ETA: Guess I should add that no one dies by having hot wax sprayed on 'em either. ;) |
Nicely even handed of you... ;)
Thru Terry's Eyes - November 9, 2006 06:26 PM (GMT)
Man, I wish I couold find my way around this forum. Looks like you hyave a lot of fun. Loved your little story, HT.
Thanks for the link Iris! :rolleyes:
burstynout - November 9, 2006 07:27 PM (GMT)
I see you still haven't figured out how to get your "keeper of the barf bags" title up. What you do is go to My Controls, then click on Edit Profile Info. The first thing at the top of the page should be Custom member Title. Put Keeper of the Barf Bags in there, and voila. Dont' forget to hit update.
Thru Terry's Eyes - November 9, 2006 08:15 PM (GMT)
No there isn't. I've looked. Is it called something else? Or else as is probably the case, I'm just too stupid to see it. There's one on the VS forum but I can't find it here. :blink:
Thru Terry's Eyes - November 9, 2006 08:57 PM (GMT)
Yea! I'm back! Ta for the help, I still don't know why I couldn't make it work. :blink:
shiftworker - November 9, 2006 11:46 PM (GMT)
Its nice to find a piece of fun every now again again..some people get way too serious about something we are all supposed to be enjoying ! :cheer
Really love ure banner :wub:
hermitme - November 10, 2006 12:45 AM (GMT)
Anneabell - November 10, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
TOTALLY loved it! hehe Much too cute of a story to ever ever be deleted... hear me folks? hehe
burstynout - November 10, 2006 04:32 AM (GMT)
Glad y'all like it. Especially glad it hasnt been deleted. LOL.
sweetie0704 - November 10, 2006 05:15 AM (GMT)
That's great! I love it :lol: You should do more :D Please :)
samriverfox - November 10, 2006 06:39 AM (GMT)
A huge resounding AMEN to that bit! I loved it! That was great! :cheer
burstynout - November 10, 2006 11:44 AM (GMT)
Glad you liked it. Don't know if I'll do more. Don't want it to get old, ya know?
Winchestergal78 - November 10, 2006 10:39 PM (GMT)
HT only just read this!! Sorry!! lol
OMG though that was fantastic! Sooo funny... I laughed all the way through it...
Blue lady :lol:
kazmc - November 10, 2006 11:59 PM (GMT)
Thats funny! LOVIN THIS FORUM. X :cheer
burstynout - November 11, 2006 02:28 AM (GMT)
Glad you liked. Spread the lurv, LOL.
bjxmas - November 11, 2006 10:06 PM (GMT)
So funny and yet so true! The abyss of negativity is threatening to devour all of us. Yeah, the forums don't seem quite as fun as they did last year.
With your light hearted touch maybe we can change that. And I totally agree, the other forums scare me. Wouldn't dare go there without a loaded shotgun! :lol:
burstynout - November 12, 2006 01:44 AM (GMT)
Thanks BJ. You're right. It's not much fun anymore. That's why I couldn't help this....LOL. Also, I'm completely insane, so that might have had something to do with it.