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Title: Yeah, Right!!!!!


Elffster - July 21, 2006 08:25 PM (GMT)

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready
to
> >consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
"I
have
> >a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
> >
> >The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
> >
> >The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
> >
> >"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
> >
> >"Tiger Woods."
> >
> >"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
> >
> >"Yeah."
> >
> >"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with
> >him."
> >
> >The husband and wife then make passionate love.
> >
> >When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
> >
> >"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
> >
> >The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and
get
> >something to eat."
> >
> >"Tiger wouldn't do that."
> >
> >"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> >
> >"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
> >
> >The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second
> >time.
> >
> >When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what
are
you
> >doing?" she asks.
> >
> >The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room
service to
> >get something to eat."
> >
> >"Tiger wouldn't do that."
> >
> >"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> >
> >"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
> >
> >The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one
more
> >time.
> >
> >When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone
> >and starts to dial.
> >
> >The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
> >
> >"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this
damn
> >hole."


pixie - July 21, 2006 08:48 PM (GMT)
:sdg:




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