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 Presidential Politics 2008
RaveDuck
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 11:26 AM


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He can be an american citizen, but he wasn't BORN IN AMERICA.

:<

Then again...if he was born in Iraq I guess he'd technically be born in a U.S. territory...
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robertllynch
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 11:46 AM


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QUOTE (RaveDuck @ Apr 14 2008, 12:26 PM)
Then again...if he was born in Iraq I guess he'd technically be born in a U.S. territory...

Nope, Bethlehem. West Bank. Jesus would be Palestinian today, but during his time Bethlehem was in Judean territory.

Speaking of his time, this is a moot point since Jesus has been dead for almost 2000 years. We may as well be arguing the merits of electing Alexander the Great, who was also not born in America.


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RaveDuck
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 12:56 PM


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You know, he could resurect in america.

That would be technically american right?
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robertllynch
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 02:04 PM


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Respawning doesn't change what team you're on.


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QUOTE (derek @ Apr 3 2010, 11:22 PM)
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RaveDuck
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 03:25 PM


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Yes it does!
Jesus could use Admin powers to change his team from "Russians" to "Americans"
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Cap'n Chief
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 04:17 PM


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QUOTE (RaveDuck @ Apr 14 2008, 03:25 PM)
Yes it does!
Jesus could use Admin powers to change his team from "Russians" to "Americans"

or in this case, Palestinian to American


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robertllynch
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 07:20 PM


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I can see it now...

"Jesus wins election in landslide victory; candidates retort, 'OMG HAX!!'"


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RaveDuck
Posted: Apr 14 2008, 09:28 PM


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Jesus didn't play on the fucking Palestinian team. There's only two teams. Russians and Americans on the Stalingrad map!!!
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robertllynch
Posted: Apr 15 2008, 03:47 AM


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I think you're timing is a bit off, rave. Like taking an AK-47 into a bronze-age campaign setting.


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RaveDuck
Posted: Apr 15 2008, 05:24 AM


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:<

Seriously though. Jesus was not a Christian, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be pro-war. So he wasn't really a conservative. But then again, he was anti-business in the fact that he chased all those people out of the temple. I'm pretty sure he was also anti-Italian to some extent.

I think he might have been for universal medicine, but that's just because it was so cheap for him. Maybe pro-environment too.

I dunno, I just have trouble picturing what the Jesus/Holy Spirit ticket would look like.
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derek
Posted: May 8 2008, 09:19 PM


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I think it's notable that the democratic nomination has come down to the super delegates, meaning that one of them, Baraka, or Hell-o-Ree will probably be chosen really soon. Obama's currently leading, and needs only 44% of the remaining delegates to win, so it's looking as if he's going to win soon, if Hillary can't come out ahead soon, which is looking to be less likely as time passes.


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Cap'n Chief
Posted: May 8 2008, 09:42 PM


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Hill-Dog is just making it easier for John McCain to win the Presidential Election.

If she cared about America, she'd drop out now and save Obama so much money to use during the General Election.


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robertllynch
Posted: May 9 2008, 07:50 AM


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QUOTE (Cap'n Chief @ May 8 2008, 10:42 PM)
If she cared about America, she'd drop out now and save Obama so much money to use during the General Election.

Yeah, right... When was the last time a politician cared about America?


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Cap'n Chief
Posted: May 9 2008, 08:56 AM


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Ermm.... uh... What about when Mike Ditka ran for office?


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chief91592 [1:28 P.M.]: Well
chief91592 [1:28 P.M.]: I must go
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chief91592 [1:28 P.M.]: errr
AtaxiaNightchava [1:28 P.M.]: Alright, good luck!
chief91592 [1:28 P.M.]: time to get out of the car
chief91592 [1:28 P.M.]: danke
AtaxiaNightchava [1:28 P.M.]: May your balls go into holes.
chief91592 [1:29 P.M.]: teehee
AtaxiaNightchava [1:29 P.M.]: In the not sexual way.

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RaveDuck
Posted: May 9 2008, 04:47 PM


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Hilary can't technically win the primary even if she won 100% of the remaining votes.
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