'Cause no one else has

[nagisaki]

G'day all,

Since no one else has started a topic here, I figure I may as well, being one of the admins of E-S and all.

So, who here actually reads the comic? Who's seen Andi in person and not walked away with dirty thoughts plaguing their minds? Etc etc

[RaveDuck]

Oh, I didn't even know who you were.

I didn't know you wrote for Absent Conscience. Why don't you post a link. That would be a good start.

[robertllynch]

Absent Conscience Comics

[nagisaki]

I don't write for them, I just coded Andi's website, administrate her forums, have lots of fun making fun of people at cons with her, good stuff...

[RaveDuck]

You go to cons?

What's that like?

[Nightchava]

You leave your house?

What's that like?

[Larxene]

You actually leave your house?

Wow. I just order my parents to do it for me whenever I need a new video game or something.

[nagisaki]

Being a perfectionist, I rarely trust anyone to do anything for me unless I already have outrageously low expectations, or trust the person's ability to perform the task at hand immensely... Not to disrespect my parents, but they just don't get the job done like I can :-P

Oh, and cons are awesome... The raves, the boozin', the sex... The problem is lately there've been lots of little tweens running around them blocking my view of the gorgeous women in tight skimpy cosplays...

Mmm... Yoko...

[Larxene]

Whats cons do you go to that have sex...? >.>;

Cause I wanna go.

[nagisaki]

Not gonna lie, pretty much any of them. I've noticed usually about half of the attendees are single, and you have people of every sexual preference, so no matter what you like you can find it, so long as you are not afraid to be social and actually talk to people.

Even without the sex, though, cons are good fun

[Larxene]

I should go to Tekkoshocon VII this year then.

[Biospark]

Well, cons are composed of several nerds who probably don't get laid often, so sex at cons isn't unlikely.

Though, due to the stories that surround my friends and I, I suggest that if you go to a con, that you're not in a relationship, they're bad luck for relationships. >:

[Larxene]

Pfft.

I don't do commitment, so I'm not likely to get into any real relationship with anyone other than casual sex.

[nagisaki]

Pfft, cons are not bad luck for relationships... They're deathblows, there's a difference.

That is, of course, unless you bring your significant other to a con, in which case there's a 90% chance for double the fun... and a 10% chance you're sleeping on the couch.

I don't know about you, but those sound like good odds to me.

[Larxene]

But...what if I don't have a significant other? Can't I just find some other guy/girl at the con and make it a threesome? x3