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Nostalgia
Posted: Sep 14 2009, 08:27 PM


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http://www.cleverbot.com

It's actually quite amusing.


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derek
Posted: Sep 14 2009, 09:28 PM


Follow my orders dammit!


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Posts: 3,316
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Omegle's funnier and full of pedophiles.

http://omegle.com/

Example!

QUOTE
Stranger: I am Brazilian and I want sex with a woman!
You: Good luck with that.
You: Brazilian's are ugly as fuck.
Stranger: from?
You: You are ugly.
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: but happy!!!
You: You god damn ugly Brazillian. No woman in the world will fuck you.
Stranger: i have sex every day
You: With your fist probably.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Dear lord:
This is all your fault, fix it.
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robertllynch
Posted: Sep 14 2009, 10:02 PM


I'll get you for this, He-Man!


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Posts: 3,403
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-October 05
Sometimes it can be fun, if you can keep someone talking long enough.

QUOTE (Omegle)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: fine
You: 90/M/Boca Raton
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


QUOTE (Omegle)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: you horny?you horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


QUOTE (Omegle)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: bewbz pl0x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


QUOTE (Omegle)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: male looking for hot chick to cyber with
You: 19/F/cali. wanna cyber?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: 23 male Uk
Stranger: u start
You: I pull off my shirt and you read my tattoo.
You: It says "THE GAME"
Stranger: I lost
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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derek
Posted: Sep 15 2009, 12:58 AM


Follow my orders dammit!


Group: Members
Posts: 3,316
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Joined: 11-June 06
I gotta pretty good one.
It's pretty dirty though.

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Stranger: Hi there, ASL?
You: F 24 US
You: U?
Stranger: 26 m ri
Stranger: wut state?
You: Montanna.
You: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: cam?
You: Nuh, uh.
You: I gotta imagination though.
You: I'll start
You: I'm 204 pounds, with a thick bush of lice infected pubic hair, legs spread apart, waiting for your man shaft, my legs are elephant like in appearance. Take your custard cannon out shove the goo bazooka into my lice forest, the pleasures of my flesh are dry, and broken glass like
You: Pretty hot huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Dear lord:
This is all your fault, fix it.
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DB
Posted: Sep 15 2009, 02:21 AM


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Group: Epic Heroes
Posts: 1,402
Member No.: 88
Joined: 11-April 06
I once pretended to be The Sniper from TF2 on Omegle. Got through an entire conversation without the guy catching on.
I might still have the logs. Or the better parts, at least. Lemme go check.

In the mean time, here's a fresh one:
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whoa
You: A random stranger
Stranger: thtrhtrhtrh
You: That's a profound truth
Stranger: 9p9ppp00[0[[[00['[[[[[']]]
You: I have to say, I disagree with you there.
Stranger: m or f
You: Female.
Stranger: mae
You: That's lovely.
Stranger: you r nice
You: You're just saying that.
You: You barely know me.
Stranger: i want kiss u
You: Whoa there, bucko. Ease off.
Stranger: what is it
You: Well, you're a random stranger I met on the internet who can barely grasp grammar properly.
You: I think it's pretty safe to say that "i want kiss you" is a far cry from a good proposal at this point.
Stranger: yes it is for good purpose.
You: Interesting. What purpose might that be?
Stranger: in our country when we meet other person then we kiss first
You: And your country is which country, sir?
Stranger: america
Stranger: & u
You: Also America.
Stranger: thats nice
You: It is.
You: Unfortunately for you, this means that I am aware of the fact that people most certainly do not kiss each other upon their first meeting in America.
Stranger: but in my city they kiss
You: Which city is that?
Stranger: washington
You: I highly doubt that people kiss upon meeting each other in Washington.
Stranger: sorry
You: Bah! Filthy men like you are not worth my time!
You: What do you have to say for yourself?!
Stranger: u r very nice girl meet on this web site.
You: Well, that's a start.
You: Although I don't know why you would call me nice, considering we've barely talked to each other for 10 minutes and so far all I've tried to do is prove you wrong.
Stranger: because other meeters only talk sexy world
You: Is that anything like Super Mario World?
Stranger: what is your qualification.
You: I'm qualified to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
You: And I'm all outta gum.
Stranger: what is it
Stranger: i dont understand
You: Uh, I'm not entirely sure what you mean by Qualification.
You: I assume English isn't your first language.
Stranger: means your post in company or other buissness
You: I don't really have a post in a company or other business.
You: Is that a problem? Do you look down on me because I don't work?!
Stranger: what is your name.
You: Monica Dorian
Stranger: nice name
You: That's a damn lie.
Stranger: really it is very good name.
You: Bah! Again with the needless compliments!
You: Do you do anything else?
Stranger: i am engineering student.
You: Okay, I was being rhetorical just then, but sure.
Stranger: come to india for study.
You: Is that an invitation or are you stating that you went to India to study?
Stranger: invitation for reserch work
You: So you're inviting me to research work with you in India?
Stranger: if u want to see india then come
You: Well okay, but I lack money. Will you pay for my trip?
Stranger: yes
You: Sweet. I'll need your bank account details, then.
Stranger: afther 2 days i m come to america then u meet me we both together come to india.
You: Okay then. Where are we going to meet?
Stranger: u told me i come that place.
You: So you'll come to me?
Stranger: yes
You: That's so sweet of you ;D
You: I live at 6331 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, California
Stranger: i come there.afther 4 days
You: That's so amazingly sweet of you~
You: What's your name?
Stranger: john
You: John WHO?
Stranger: john mical
You: Okay then, John Mical. I'll see you at my house in 4 days~
Stranger: ok
You: Well, I have to go. See you then.
You: Byeeee
Stranger: ok. BYEEE
You have disconnected.


I seriously hope he shows up at the Scientology main building. That would be awesome.


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[05:45] LukkiStarr: Surge was all like
[05:45] LukkiStarr: "Hey, let's be jolly space pirates and rob money!"
[05:45] LukkiStarr: then he dies and DB gets elected as the leader
[05:45] LukkiStarr: and he's all like
[05:45] LukkiStarr: "Kill everyone, plunder everything, make it look like it wasn't us"
[05:45] LukkiStarr: Fun working with a profeshunal
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Dirk
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 06:04 PM


I'm on a boat!


Group: Members
Posts: 542
Member No.: 30
Joined: 15-November 05
QUOTE
Stranger: Im lookin for hot older women
You: Sorry im 19
Stranger: f?
You: ya
Stranger: location
You: USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what you here for
You: Bored out of my mind and I like sexting.
Stranger: you really a girl or what
You: Ya..my name is Ava
Stranger: sweet
You: Whats yours
Stranger: bruno
Stranger: no im not gay
Stranger: 22
You: So you like cougars
Stranger: yup
You: thats hot
You: I have long brown hair..blue eyes..and I weigh 128 lbs.
Stranger: really
You: ya..what are your features
Stranger: 195, 6'2" brown hair brown eyes
You: I take it your in college?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: you?
You: Ya.. UMD
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: what you studying
You: Bussiness
You: Business*
Stranger: Im in design
You: What kind of design?
You: Engineering?
You: Or graphic
Stranger: industrial
Stranger: we design everything
You: haha..sounds cute
Stranger: it is
Stranger: got pictures
You: haha im a guy...im 17 my name is eric...had fun fucking with you


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I love you.

[22:26] Dirk: !bottle rig Devil God
[22:26] Giga: Dirk: Devil spins the bottle! The bottle lands on God! God has to make sure Devil never sees the light of day again.
[22:26] Meeko: Wow
[22:27] Dirk: I win
[22:27] Meeko: That was perfect
[22:28] Chiefy: somebody..
[22:29] Chiefy: put that in the thread

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derek
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 09:42 PM


Follow my orders dammit!


Group: Members
Posts: 3,316
Member No.: 115
Joined: 11-June 06
QUOTE

Stranger: yo
Stranger: wanna be friends irl?
You: Who are you?
Stranger: sven
Stranger: you're chris, right?
You: No.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: want to be chris?
Stranger: just for a few minutes
You: Okay.
Stranger: i miss him so :/
You: Tell me about chris.
Stranger: he is the coolest guy ever
Stranger: up until the accident
You: I'mma let you finish.
You: BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS OF ALL TIME
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.


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Dear lord:
This is all your fault, fix it.
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Oblivion
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 09:48 PM


Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you!


Group: Epic Heroes
Posts: 1,381
Member No.: 158
Joined: 29-July 06
^I lol'd so hard.

QUOTE
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny guy looking for a horny girl!
You: Aren't you lucky!
Stranger: really?
You: Size plz
Stranger: 7 inched
You: ........
You: How dissappointing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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[11:06] DB: If you have a lisp, It's hard to differentiate between "Pianist" and "Penis'd"
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DB
Posted: Sep 17 2009, 12:20 AM


Inquisitor


Group: Epic Heroes
Posts: 1,402
Member No.: 88
Joined: 11-April 06
QUOTE
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck you
You: Hi
Stranger: fuck you
You: Uh
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you
You: This isn't funny
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: no
You: I hope you realize how much of a cunt you look like
Stranger: it is very really funny
You: Doing this on the internet
You: You probably have no real friends
Stranger: i'm really pretty girl
Stranger: you have to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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[05:45] LukkiStarr: Surge was all like
[05:45] LukkiStarr: "Hey, let's be jolly space pirates and rob money!"
[05:45] LukkiStarr: then he dies and DB gets elected as the leader
[05:45] LukkiStarr: and he's all like
[05:45] LukkiStarr: "Kill everyone, plunder everything, make it look like it wasn't us"
[05:45] LukkiStarr: Fun working with a profeshunal
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Meeko
Posted: Sep 17 2009, 02:12 AM


Hilarious Member Title


Group: Gods
Posts: 1,577
Member No.: 2
Joined: 30-October 05
Just gave a few omegle people some logic puzzles to solve, sadly nothing funny happened. I got actual intellectuals who took on my puzzles without much trouble.
You guys are taking all the good strangers.

Also: Derek's last post was hilarious.


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Irregular Days - My new and shitty personal website.
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[10:10] DB: Is there a love interest out there for DB who isn't psychotic?
[10:10] DB: It'd be good to have an answer to that
[10:10] DB: A non-Meeko answer
[10:10] DB: Unless Meeko gets gender reassignment surgery
[10:10] DB: Because I would totally hit that
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derek
Posted: Sep 20 2009, 11:27 PM


Follow my orders dammit!


Group: Members
Posts: 3,316
Member No.: 115
Joined: 11-June 06
QUOTE
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: YOU HAVE OFFENDED MY FAMILIES HONOR!
Stranger: oh no
You: WE MUST FIGHT!
Stranger: how?
You: ARE YOU A COWARD?
Stranger: im no coward
You: FACE ME THEN!
Stranger: your on!
Stranger: you're*
You: YOU DARE MOCK ME WITH RESISTANCE?
You: YOU SHALL FALL!
Stranger: i do not resist..it is you who resists
You: YOU ARE MY ENEMY!
Stranger: i may fall, but it will be after you are defeated
You: FOR THAT YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE SWIFT AND MERCILESS!
Stranger: after you
You: PREPARE TO DIE FIEND!
You: ...
You: PREPARE TO DIE!
You: ...
You: NOW!
You: ...
You: ARE YOU READY TO DIE YET?
You: ...
You: NOW!
You: ....
You: ...nnnnnnNOW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected


I have avenged my families honor.


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Dear lord:
This is all your fault, fix it.
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Oblivion
Posted: Sep 25 2009, 02:06 PM


Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you!


Group: Epic Heroes
Posts: 1,381
Member No.: 158
Joined: 29-July 06
QUOTE
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TITS OR GTFO!
Stranger: 你好！
Stranger: 我是一名中国市民
You: MINNA MITTETEKURE!
Stranger: 请问你是哪个国家的人民呢 ？
You: ORE WO DARE DA TO OMMOTTEYAGARU!


Yeah....


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[11:06] DB: If you have a lisp, It's hard to differentiate between "Pianist" and "Penis'd"
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Dirk
Posted: Sep 25 2009, 11:19 PM


I'm on a boat!


Group: Members
Posts: 542
Member No.: 30
Joined: 15-November 05
QUOTE
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Stranger: illinois
Stranger: you?
You: TELL ME!
You: MINNESOTA!
Stranger: male or female?
You: FEMALE!
Stranger: male here, my name is joe
You: DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?!
Stranger: mmm ya
Stranger: do you?
You: YES!
You: HE'S THE BEST!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 15!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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I love you.

[22:26] Dirk: !bottle rig Devil God
[22:26] Giga: Dirk: Devil spins the bottle! The bottle lands on God! God has to make sure Devil never sees the light of day again.
[22:26] Meeko: Wow
[22:27] Dirk: I win
[22:27] Meeko: That was perfect
[22:28] Chiefy: somebody..
[22:29] Chiefy: put that in the thread

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SgtLion
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:41 AM


Mega Member


Group: Members
Posts: 119
Member No.: 798
Joined: 12-February 08
I got really bored and cleverbot'd these.

QUOTE
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Are you a kitten or what?
User: Kitten.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: Meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow *flies above the castle*.
User: Snap, you win.
Cleverbot: You're easy.


QUOTE
User: Puppy.
Cleverbot: What breed of puppy?
User: Mongrel.
Cleverbot: You put dogs in bagels?!


QUOTE
User: What do you call two hundred nazis at the bottom of the ocean?
Cleverbot: I know that one already.
User: A GOOD START.
Cleverbot: Oh you are so funny!
User: What do you call two hundred nazis at the bottom of the ocean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A GOOD START.
User: What do you call two hundred nazis at the bottom of the ocean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A GOOD START.
User: What do you call two hundred nazis at the bottom of the ocean?
Cleverbot: A start!
User: A GOOD START.

User: What do you call two hundred puppies at the bottom of the ocean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A very sad occasion.


QUOTE
User: What do you call two hundred kittens at the bottom of the ocean?
Cleverbot: A good start.
User: THAT'S DISGUSTING
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trombonefellow
Posted: Oct 4 2009, 09:18 PM


The Black Bishonen


Group: Members
Posts: 630
Member No.: 142
Joined: 19-July 06
QUOTE

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: What? No. I am not Cleverbot. You are.

User: I think both you and ur mom r.

Cleverbot: I think I am stupid, and you're a bot.

User: I think ur sarcasm fails to entertain me like ur mom last nite.

Cleverbot: What language are you?

User: Lolowned, later fgt.


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[00:04] * Meeko looks at his Diet Coke
[00:04] Meeko: was I drugged?
[00:05] BioOnTea: Diet Coke?
[00:05] BioOnTea: Are you made of bitch?
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