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Posted: Apr 25 2012, 12:12 AM
Little Stinker's "Misty"
Member No.: 8
Joined: 28-December 06
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up the lawyer and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98" answered the butcher.
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98 and attached to it was an invoice that read: Mr. Abercrombie, Lawyer, Legal Consultation Service: $150 .