When To Start Cussing

[RELLIK]

When To Start Cussing


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started
cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, 'when we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
with hell and you say something with ass'. The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't
know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

[LailaK]

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