Metallica always take their own chiropractor on tour with them. He's a nice, short, bald guy.
To celebrate the end of their tour in London in December the band held a party at their Covent Garden hotel. As befits an ageing, grimly professional rock band the party was very quiet. Guests just stood around sipping drinks.
Except for the one member of the band who still likes to think of himself as a hellraiser. He stood in the middle of the room snorting lines of coke off the top of his chiropractor's bald head.
R U sure it wasn't Horlicks he was snorting? (Forgive the mobile text style posting but it was supposed to be a dig at their age)