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The game is quite obvious all you do is grant their wish and make sure something goes wrong then make your own wish but here is an example:

Emo fag: I wish I had those new skin tight jeans!

Mike: Granted, but a mob kills you for being a stupid emo. I wish I had a gun the only hurt emos

Emo fag: granted but you become emo. I wish i could kill mike

Mike granted but you end up killing your self because just vbecause you have th power to kill mike doesn't mean you CAN.

snd so on

I'll start.

I wish I had an oozie

Umm....I dont think anybody knows what that is....the oozie part I mean...

OKay then we will start over

I wish that I had a hot girl right on mikes lap.

Granted but she's a cannibal and she's hungry.




I wish I were a ninja!

Granted, but you've taken a vow of celibasy (sp?)

I wish it was cooler ><

Granted but my interpertation of it is death thus you die. (makes no sence, I know)

I wish I didn't screw up things so much

Granted, so everything is screwed up even before you mess with it

I wish people did push their beleifs n others

granted, but now EVERYONE must be jewish or else you will die.

I wish today was tomarrow and tomarrow is today while yesterday is reeling in and out.

Granted, but Cake kills you for using their lyrics

I wish it was Saturday

granted but EVERY DAY is staurday now! duh duh duh DUUUUUHHHHHH


I wish I knew how Andy knew those were cake lyrics

Granted, but you dont

I wish i had something to drink

((and how would having Saturday everyday be bad?))

((there would be no mondays))

granted but it is cat piss

I wish I had four arms

((who likes mondays?))

Granted, but you're paralyzed from the neck down

I wish it would rain.

granted but the rain won't stop for 80 days and 80 nights.

I wish I was very very smart

((my mom does))

Granted, but mankind isnt ready for your advancements and you're murdered to prevent a bio war^^

I wish i had a game today (waterplo whore)

((...ewww....))