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Muse wanted this posted:
TheWhitefire: Remembering things is a pain in the neck. Literally. Several of my synapses are in my neck. Best not to ask why, lets just say it involved a rubber duck, a dryer, and a push-up bra.
Musemistress1: hah...god it's lonely here. must get someone here onto this forum too
Reaps: seeing as a lot of people are in holland or england or new zealand or something
Musemistress1: ...
Musemistress1: you wore a pushup bra?
TheWhitefire: Don't ask questions you don't want answers too.
Musemistress1: Australia here. Holland not anymore and that other Dutch guy is perminant AFK
Musemistress1: oh no, am curious now
TheWhitefire: I didn't, the duck did.
TheWhitefire: But the duck was down my pants.
TheWhitefire: I stood to close to the drier, and a build of static electricity acted like a synapse-magnet.
TheWhitefire: Started pulling my synapses down my neck towards the duck, but I managed to pry myself away from the drier before my brain could relocate into my ass, making me a literal ass head.
TheWhitefire: As to why a rubber duck wearing a push-up bra was down my pants, that is a mystery for the ages.
Vertigirl: ....WTF?! (needs to read posts leading up to that one)
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and the last bit (coz Whitey is sick fast )
TheWhitefire: There's a reason I'm called the Spam King. You weren't at UGO back when I posted "Silver Pantaloons Are Mank" in every single thread on the entire first page of the Spam forum that used to be public there.
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I figured this needed to be recorded. Next chance of this is...er...quite a while away. Is only coz this was my UBER lazy day and I simply didn't navigate away at all for 13 hours nearly.
This post has been edited by musemistress on Sep 21 2008, 06:12 PM
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Never let someone else rule parts of your domain. You always need to know what's going on. Unless it's General Discussion and Randomland. You don't need to know what's going on in there. Everything's fine.
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