It made my crappy day smile

Runt82: we're all racists to some degree
Runt82: Seth just more than others.
MegatonBoom: STFU cracker!
Runt82: I'll just call you Vanilla Ice
MegatonBoom: Cream?
Runt82: ...on your chest? Ok, if you insist.
Runt82: *unzips pants*
MegatonBoom: *pulls out birth certificate* Can't touch this!
Runt82: It's not illegal until you get caught.
Runt82: And your ass is just so, so fine.
Runt82: *On next week's episode of To Catch a Predator...*
Runt82: Runt gets arrested.
MegatonBoom: And enjoys the comforts of prison life with his cell mate, Meaty
Runt82: I have the ass of a 12-year old. I KNOW i'll be someone's bitch.
MegatonBoom: Cappeh could fix that
Runt82: I AM saving my anal virginity to him.......or maybe Rawk.
MegatonBoom: Rawk only uses his fingers
Runt82: Not if I use roofies on him and I dress up like a little girl.
MegatonBoom: Naw, dress up like a stripper and dance around for him... oh God what am I saying?
Runt82: The question is...
Runt82: What are you THINKING at this very moment?
MegatonBoom: Right now? I'm thinking about smacking my head on the wall a few times whilst my eyes are gouged out by rusty spoons.
Runt82: touche