Episode 1

Zombies! Aliens! Dinosaurs! Grandma!


One day a boy named xplayman! woked up from a twenty year slumper. He is only 16.

He decided he wanted to go to school. He went to school. And then he made a time

travel machine in American Sign Language. "lol," he said. He went inside and pressed

a big shiny botton and send him into the future fill of dinosaurs and aliens and zombies

and grandmothers. He went outside of the time travel machine and met a chick named

Bobila Gobla. She said "omg, lol, becareful become you are in the middle of a war."

xplayman! made it his life goal to stop the war and stop global warming. So, he went

looking for an awesome sword.


/End of Episode 1.

Episode 2


LOVE! of the Oda


xplayman! went looking for a sword. While walking, he found a woman in a man's

body named Oda. Oda was really pretty. xplayman said "hi," and walked away.

Oda fell in love with xplayman! Oda said that he loved xplayman! and would help him

look for a sword.

/End of Episode 2

Episode 3

The AWESOME sword!


Oda and xplayman! were walking. xplayman! said "omg, lol, hai, there's the sword!"

They ran for it. xplayman! said that with the sword he could stop the war with

the zombies and dinosaurs and grandmothers. But xplayman! noticed something.

Oda had no boobs. "Oda, you had no boobs," xplayman! said. Oda knew this and said

"I know this." xplayman! felt bad. He went online and sold his sword for 20000 bucks.

They went to the future and bought Oda some boobs. Oda liked his boobs.

"I liked my boobs," he said. xplayman! then started to lick.


/Episode 3

<333

More please, kind sir.

Dysh laughed because he thought the story was awesome and then he said "hehe, dude this story is awesome. I just wanted to say that."

Episode 4

The Death of Oda


While back in the future, xplayman! and Oda rented a motel. There they had kinky

sex. It was bad. Disgusting. xplayman! thought the sex would be better so he said

"I thought the sex would be better." Then Oda said, "ah, you thought!" And then

out of rage, xplayman! poped his new boob implants and killed him. xplayman! now

knew times were changing. Whores today were offering bad sex.


MEANWHILE...


xplayman! ran away to Del Taco. There he bought 2 fat juicy taco extremes.

It was good. "It is good," he said. Then he went to LoLerander street and met a boy

named Munkey. Munkey said hi to xplayman!. "Hi," Munkey said. "Hi," said

xplayman! He saw that Munkey had the sword he sold online. He wanted it back.

"I want it back", he said. "Okay," Munkey said and gave it back.

/Episode 4

Genius writing.
Write a movie script.
Dysh can make the video game-adaptation.

Episode 5

To The Past!

After Munkey gave xplayman! the sword, he killed him. Munkey was hurt. "I am hurt,"

he said. xplayman! finished him off. xplayman! signed PAST in sign language and the

portal took him To The Past!. There he killed everyone. xplayman! laughed.


/Episode 5

Episode 6

Future Days: TO THE CIRCLE K!
Inspired by the almost True Story

xplayman! was walking home from school when he was thristy. "I am thirsty," he said.

He decided he wanted to go to the Circle K. He went. He is there. "I am there," he said.

He bought a FREEZE. The clerk said it was gonna cost 4 bucks plus tax. This was

ridiculous. So he took out his sword and did things he was not proud of. This is a good

FREEZE, he thought. "This is a good FREEZE," he said. He went home.

/Episode 6

lol
Great contribution to the thread, I know.

these stories need to have more Dysh.

Maybe in Episode 7, Dysh.

We might have people from the dead come back in the next installment.

:o

*anticipates the introduction of more characters*

Episode 7

Retroduction PART I

He went home. xplayman! was thinking about his past. He knew he did not do right.

"I know I did not do right," he said. He remembered Bobila Gobla

(Episode1) and remembered what he said to her. "I remembered

Bobila Gobla and remembered what I said to her," he said to himself. He took out his

sword and signed PAST and the portal opened. xplayman! had to do everything right.

He had to appear 5 minutes before he arrived in the past.

EPISODE 1: Zombies! Aliens! Dinosaurs! Grandma! RETRODUCTION

xplayman! transported himself outside a big bushy bush. There he heard two voices.

It was Boblia Gobla and a man he did not know. "Dysh, if you go into the future and

set the CIRCLE K on fire, you might kill xplayman!," she said. "Who's xplayman!?",

Dysh asked. "Hmmmm...I have no idea," she responded. "lol, okay," Dysh said and

teleported into the past.

5 MINUTES LATER

xplayman! saw himself from the past. He knew he had to make sure his past self

could not see him. It would ruin time. "lol, die bitch!," and he took out his sword and

killed himself. Bob Goblia saw this. So he killed her too.

/End of Episode 7

/End of Episode 1 RETRODUCTION

The name went from Bobila Gobla to Boblia Gobla to Bob Goblia.

Even considering that, I was still confused. Damn you, time travel.

Drawed inspiration from hellogoodbye hey?

hehe, I like this part for some reason. It made me laugh

For no reason.

also

^Oddly similar to something I just wrote into Old Playt the other day.

Episode: I lost count....Death of xplayman!


xplayman! said lol and died.









THE END


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