Title: The Paradox! /ERROR
Description: I named my story.
xplayman! - December 24, 2006 06:27 AM (GMT)
Zombies! Aliens! Dinosaurs! Grandma!
One day a boy named xplayman! woked up from a twenty year slumper. He is only 16.
He decided he wanted to go to school. He went to school. And then he made a time
travel machine in American Sign Language. "lol," he said. He went inside and pressed
a big shiny botton and send him into the future fill of dinosaurs and aliens and zombies
and grandmothers. He went outside of the time travel machine and met a chick named
Bobila Gobla. She said "omg, lol, becareful become you are in the middle of a war."
xplayman! made it his life goal to stop the war and stop global warming. So, he went
looking for an awesome sword.
/End of Episode 1.
xplayman! - December 24, 2006 07:39 AM (GMT)
LOVE! of the Oda
xplayman! went looking for a sword. While walking, he found a woman in a man's
body named Oda. Oda was really pretty. xplayman said "hi," and walked away.
Oda fell in love with xplayman! Oda said that he loved xplayman! and would help him
look for a sword.
/End of Episode 2
xplayman! - December 24, 2006 07:47 AM (GMT)
The AWESOME sword!
Oda and xplayman! were walking. xplayman! said "omg, lol, hai, there's the sword!"
They ran for it. xplayman! said that with the sword he could stop the war with
the zombies and dinosaurs and grandmothers. But xplayman! noticed something.
Oda had no boobs. "Oda, you had no boobs," xplayman! said. Oda knew this and said
"I know this." xplayman! felt bad. He went online and sold his sword for 20000 bucks.
They went to the future and bought Oda some boobs. Oda liked his boobs.
"I liked my boobs," he said. xplayman! then started to lick.
MunkeyPimp - December 24, 2006 01:35 PM (GMT)
More please, kind sir.
Dysh - December 24, 2006 05:09 PM (GMT)
Dysh laughed because he thought the story was awesome and then he said "hehe, dude this story is awesome. I just wanted to say that."
xplayman! - December 24, 2006 06:01 PM (GMT)
The Death of Oda
While back in the future, xplayman! and Oda rented a motel. There they had kinky
sex. It was bad. Disgusting. xplayman! thought the sex would be better so he said
"I thought the sex would be better." Then Oda said, "ah, you thought!" And then
out of rage, xplayman! poped his new boob implants and killed him. xplayman! now
knew times were changing. Whores today were offering bad sex.
xplayman! ran away to Del Taco. There he bought 2 fat juicy taco extremes.
It was good. "It is good," he said. Then he went to LoLerander street and met a boy
named Munkey. Munkey said hi to xplayman!. "Hi," Munkey said. "Hi," said
xplayman! He saw that Munkey had the sword he sold online. He wanted it back.
"I want it back", he said. "Okay," Munkey said and gave it back.
IAmMrDonut - December 29, 2006 06:02 PM (GMT)
Write a movie script.
Dysh can make the video game-adaptation.
xplayman! - January 7, 2007 03:38 AM (GMT)
To The Past!
After Munkey gave xplayman! the sword, he killed him. Munkey was hurt. "I am hurt,"
he said. xplayman! finished him off. xplayman! signed PAST in sign language and the
portal took him To The Past!. There he killed everyone. xplayman! laughed.
xplayman! - January 10, 2007 03:57 AM (GMT)
Future Days: TO THE CIRCLE K!
Inspired by the almost True Story
xplayman! was walking home from school when he was thristy. "I am thirsty," he said.
He decided he wanted to go to the Circle K. He went. He is there. "I am there," he said.
He bought a FREEZE. The clerk said it was gonna cost 4 bucks plus tax. This was
ridiculous. So he took out his sword and did things he was not proud of. This is a good
FREEZE, he thought. "This is a good FREEZE," he said. He went home.
IAmMrDonut - January 17, 2007 03:54 AM (GMT)
|He decided he wanted to go to the Circle K. He went. He is there. "I am there," he said.|
Great contribution to the thread, I know.
Dysh - January 17, 2007 03:55 AM (GMT)
these stories need to have more Dysh.
xplayman! - January 17, 2007 03:57 AM (GMT)
Maybe in Episode 7, Dysh.
We might have people from the dead come back in the next installment.
Dysh - January 17, 2007 04:00 AM (GMT)
IAmMrDonut - January 17, 2007 04:04 AM (GMT)
*anticipates the introduction of more characters*
xplayman! - January 19, 2007 10:01 PM (GMT)
Retroduction PART I
He went home. xplayman! was thinking about his past. He knew he did not do right.
"I know I did not do right," he said. He remembered Bobila Gobla
(Episode1) and remembered what he said to her. "I remembered
Bobila Gobla and remembered what I said to her," he said to himself. He took out his
sword and signed PAST and the portal opened. xplayman! had to do everything right.
He had to appear 5 minutes before he arrived in the past.
EPISODE 1: Zombies! Aliens! Dinosaurs! Grandma! RETRODUCTION
xplayman! transported himself outside a big bushy bush. There he heard two voices.
It was Boblia Gobla and a man he did not know. "Dysh, if you go into the future and
set the CIRCLE K on fire, you might kill xplayman!," she said. "Who's xplayman!?",
Dysh asked. "Hmmmm...I have no idea," she responded. "lol, okay," Dysh said and
teleported into the past.
5 MINUTES LATER
xplayman! saw himself from the past. He knew he had to make sure his past self
could not see him. It would ruin time. "lol, die bitch!," and he took out his sword and
killed himself. Bob Goblia saw this. So he killed her too.
/End of Episode 7
/End of Episode 1 RETRODUCTION
IAmMrDonut - January 19, 2007 10:57 PM (GMT)
The name went from Bobila Gobla to Boblia Gobla to Bob Goblia.
Even considering that, I was still confused. Damn you, time travel.
xplay25 - January 20, 2007 12:56 AM (GMT)
Drawed inspiration from hellogoodbye hey?
Dysh - January 20, 2007 02:27 AM (GMT)
hehe, I like this part for some reason. It made me laugh
|"lol, okay," Dysh said and teleported into the past.|
For no reason.
|He knew he had to make sure his past self could not see him. It would ruin time. "lol, die bitch!," and he took out his sword and killed himself.|
^Oddly similar to something I just wrote into Old Playt the other day.
xplayman! - April 25, 2007 04:58 AM (GMT)
Episode: I lost count....Death of xplayman!
xplayman! said lol and died.
Discuss this artful work of art.