Title: Funny IM Convos
Description: Post 'em
HombreSabio - October 17, 2006 04:21 AM (GMT)
So, at the urge of Oda, I've made this thread to display my various odd IM conversations, and to give you all a place to display yours.
NutsackWang Wavin'Sexy BeingBrowniesBeautyPorn GnomesProfound PoopNudes xplay25 - October 17, 2006 04:28 AM (GMT)
I've been exploited........:P
[DeltaEta] - October 17, 2006 04:42 AM (GMT)
Should I be honored or appalled? ;)
xplay25 - October 17, 2006 04:44 AM (GMT)
odanobunaga - October 17, 2006 04:49 AM (GMT)
We are having the most profound IM comvo in the history of the world.
xplay25 - October 17, 2006 04:51 AM (GMT)
HombreSabio - October 17, 2006 05:02 AM (GMT)
CrimsonSkull - October 17, 2006 05:14 AM (GMT)
odanobunaga - October 17, 2006 05:27 AM (GMT)
Fugly girls give me a case of the limpies
HombreSabio - October 17, 2006 05:32 AM (GMT)
[DeltaEta] - October 17, 2006 05:50 AM (GMT)
If they're being ravaged by industrialization, maybe they should get off their lazy red asses and take a job at the new factory.
odanobunaga - October 17, 2006 05:53 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ([DeltaEta] @ Oct 16 2006, 10:50 PM) |
| If they're being ravaged by industrialization, maybe they should get off their lazy red asses and take a job at the new factory. |
And forget about xplat25 and his peen
demonickidd - October 17, 2006 02:51 PM (GMT)
wow but wouldnt the jews have money for better internet since alot of people say they are rich, good at math, and sometimes money grubbing
Nikomikiri - October 19, 2006 04:01 AM (GMT)
Nikomikiri - October 19, 2006 04:02 AM (GMT)
HombreSabio - October 19, 2006 05:09 AM (GMT)
HombreSabio - October 20, 2006 02:00 AM (GMT)
>_>
<_<
odanobunaga - October 20, 2006 02:49 AM (GMT)
Hombre, please kill that son of a bitch. He is a fucking retard not worthy to live.
Saiyu - October 20, 2006 10:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (odanobunaga @ Oct 19 2006, 10:49 PM) |
| Hombre, please kill that son of a bitch. He is a fucking retard not worthy to live. |
I echo the sentiment.
Love Like Winter - October 22, 2006 02:02 AM (GMT)
odanobunaga - October 22, 2006 02:41 AM (GMT)
I think he only wants to have sex with you. Be careful of those weird perverts you meet on the internet. You never know who they might be! [/freakedoutmothercomplex]
Saiyu - October 22, 2006 02:44 AM (GMT)
oda: Kettle, you're black. :P
Love Like Winter - October 22, 2006 03:49 AM (GMT)
haha thanks for the advice oda.....i never would have thought of that ;)
odanobunaga - October 22, 2006 04:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saiyu @ Oct 21 2006, 07:44 PM) |
| oda: Kettle, you're black. :P |
Hey who said I had an oversized peen?
xplayman! - October 22, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
[22:09] xplayman!: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
[22:10] I'm a vampirate: nacho cheese
[22:10] I'm a vampirate: lol
[22:10] xplayman!: :(
odanobunaga - October 22, 2006 05:13 AM (GMT)
xplayman! - October 22, 2006 05:17 AM (GMT)
At the moment...
[22:13] xplayman1: Hey PWND!
[22:13] Jo Jo hamy: hey
[22:13] Jo Jo hamy: sup?
[22:13] xplayman1: lol Hi! Say something lolable so I can post it in the IM convo thread
[22:14] Jo Jo hamy: Fucking stupid fairy, just want to fuck and then fly away. They don't even hang around to clean up the fairy splooge
[22:15] Jo Jo hamy: Sorry, I'm playing the origional Zelda, It's all that came to me
[22:15] xplayman1: Hmm...I guess if you look at it in a certain angle it is funny.
[22:16] xplayman1: and squint your eyes...*posts*
Dysh - October 22, 2006 05:25 AM (GMT)
tvman099 - October 22, 2006 05:31 AM (GMT)
[01:03] PresZidane: tvman we need to spread the word
[01:03] PresZidane: Oda is dead
[01:03] tvman099: the japs killed him
[01:03] PresZidane: inernet rumors
[01:03] tvman099: cuz he was white
[01:03] PresZidane: The Schoolgirls
[01:03] PresZidane: and their STDs
[01:03] tvman099: he couldn't be a pedo
[01:03] tvman099: since the age of consent over there is like 4
[01:04] PresZidane: more liek Birth
[01:04] PresZidane: being born makes you legal
01:20] Lazlow003: I almost died
[01:20] Lazlow003: sonovbitch
[01:21] tvman099: weak lungs
[01:21] tvman099: you smoke?
[01:21] Lazlow003: you were supposed to tell me when I could breath again
[01:21] Lazlow003: I'm black
[01:21] Lazlow003: of course I smoke
[01:32] Lazlow003: I told UW I love him
[01:32] Lazlow003: and he never returned my pm
[01:33] tvman099: he doesn't understand love unless it comes from another overweight pro wrestling fanatic wearing spandex
[01:33] Lazlow003: HAHAHAHA
[00:09] tvman099: asian bird flu
[00:09] zeofiremacxl: that's low
[00:09] tvman099: came from africa
[00:09] zeofiremacxl: CE
[00:09] NotUndeadPriest: It's true.
[00:09] zeofiremacxl: :|
[00:09] lolHades: So umm
[00:10] NotUndeadPriest: the Africans blamed it on the Asians
[00:26] tvman099: grr
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: CAN'T FUCKING BE ACCENPTANT OF OTHERS
[00:27] tvman099: i have hairy penis anger
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: GO TO HELL
[00:27] tvman099: GRRRR
[00:27] fiddytree: oooh
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: :|
[00:27] tvman099: GRRR
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: NOW
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: BURN
[00:27] tvman099: WHY GOD WHY
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: I'll COVER YOU IN PUBES
[00:27] NotUndeadPriest: I WILL CUM DOWN ALL OF YOUR THROATS!
[00:27] NotUndeadPriest: CAPS LOCK!!
[00:27] zeofiremacxl: <3
[00:27] tvman099: WHY MUST MY MEMBER BE FURRIER THAN CHEWBACCA?????
Later on in the same convo...
[00:35] lolHades: I think you guys are seriously upsetting firemac.
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: FUCKING
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: OLD
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: NEVER
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: NEVER
[00:35] tvman099: YOUR PEEN IS COVERED IN HAIR LOL
[00:35] fiddytree: it's ok...i'm lovin' mac
[00:35] Charming Electra: Tvman...dude lmfao
[00:35] tvman099: WHATS SHORT AND COVERED IN HAIR GUYS?
[00:35] tvman099: FIREMACS PEEN
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: GETS FUCKING OLD :|
[00:35] fiddytree: tvman's face
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: NEVER
[00:35] Charming Electra: firemac >(
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: GETS
[00:35] zeofiremacxl: FUCKING
[00:36] zeofiremacxl: OLD
[00:36] NotUndeadPriest: MACY
[00:36] zeofiremacxl: NEVER
[00:36] zeofiremacxl: GETS
[00:36] Charming Electra: I'm crying I am laughing so hard
[00:36] zeofiremacxl: FUCKING
[00:36] zeofiremacxl: OLD
[00:36] Overlordhei: I can't breathe stop making me laugh
Love Like Winter - October 22, 2006 06:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (xplayman! @ Oct 21 2006, 09:10 PM) |
[22:09] xplayman!: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
[22:10] I'm a vampirate: nacho cheese
[22:10] I'm a vampirate: lol
[22:10] xplayman!: :( |
i'm sorry x! :( i didn't mean to know the joke
xplay25 - October 22, 2006 07:34 AM (GMT)
xplayman! - October 22, 2006 07:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
[21:31] xplayman1: We all need to become hippies.
[21:32] Donut: no can do
[21:32] xplayman1: Then...
[21:32] xplayman1: We all need to become rebels
[21:33] Donut: we can try
[21:34] Donut: why though?
[21:34] xplayman1: I dunno
[21:34] xplayman1: I feel that it is time for a change.
[21:35] xplayman1: well actually
[21:35] xplayman1: The goal was for peace again.
[21:35] Donut: hijack GN!
[21:35] xplayman1: Thats it!
[21:35] xplayman1: Do it!
[21:35] Donut: I can't
[21:35] xplayman1: Be the next CrimsonSkull!
[21:35] Donut: I need the password
[21:35] xplayman1: hawt14yroldgirls4000
[21:35] Donut: maybe I could get that guy from that one movie to hack the site for me
[21:35] Donut: how do you know the 4000
[21:35] Donut: the rest was a given
[21:36] xplayman1: I got the 4000 right?
[21:37] Donut: what makes you think there is a 4000 at the end?
[21:37] xplayman1: I was orginally going to type 3000
[21:37] Donut: cliche?
[21:38] xplayman1: my finger acidentally hit the 4
[21:38] Donut: oh
[21:38] xplayman1: DeathtoIG4000
[21:39] Donut: iheartjapanandyourdaughter
[21:39] xplayman1: 4000
[21:39] Donut: nope... that's over the character limit
[21:39] Donut: :-P
[21:39] Donut: I should post this in the mod forum
[21:39] Donut: lmao
[21:40] xplayman1: Zorroisaliar4000
[21:41] Donut: hombreandDDbuttsechs4ever
[21:41] Donut: I got the 4 in there for you
[21:41] Donut: but no 4000
[21:41] xplayman1: IhateG4000
[21:42] Donut: IamyourfathercommaIG4000
[21:42] xplayman1: lol
[21:42] xplayman1: Ireallylovexplayman!4000
[21:43] Donut: I give
[21:43] Donut: you win
[21:43] xplayman1: Or
[21:43] xplayman1: 4000.
[21:43] xplayman1: I bet you anything its 4000.
[21:43] Donut: ask
[21:44] xplayman1: Ask if whats the password to GN?
[21:44] xplayman1: To hijack it and become super duper popular.
[21:44] Donut: go infamously into the history of internet-dom... you will be talked about so much that we will all make it on Web Junk 20
[21:44] Donut: :-D
[21:45] xplayman1: Yes!
[21:45] xplayman1: I should make a thread about it. |
Dysh - October 22, 2006 09:07 AM (GMT)
odanobunaga - October 22, 2006 12:59 PM (GMT)
That looks like a threat. Maybe I should ban the both of them for terrorism :angry: :angry: :angry:
Saiyu - October 22, 2006 03:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (odanobunaga @ Oct 22 2006, 12:26 AM) |
| QUOTE (Saiyu @ Oct 21 2006, 07:44 PM) | | oda: Kettle, you're black. :P |
Hey who said I had an oversized peen?
|
Nobody did....
odanobunaga - October 22, 2006 03:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saiyu @ Oct 22 2006, 08:22 AM) |
| QUOTE (odanobunaga @ Oct 22 2006, 12:26 AM) | | QUOTE (Saiyu @ Oct 21 2006, 07:44 PM) | | oda: Kettle, you're black. :P |
Hey who said I had an oversized peen?
|
Nobody did....
|
Well someone called me black so I cant help that
HombreSabio - October 23, 2006 04:36 AM (GMT)
odanobunaga - October 23, 2006 05:51 AM (GMT)
LOL If that's true, I hope she does too
CrimsonSkull - October 23, 2006 09:32 PM (GMT)
I don't care what she does, I just want my god damn necklace back. :angry:
Ascendancy - October 23, 2006 11:15 PM (GMT)
I want a cool sig made by Crimson.
ScriblesRuns15: ever seen a guy naked?
xXxAscendancyxXx: yes i watch porn
ScriblesRuns15: gay porn?
xXxAscendancyxXx: regular
ScriblesRuns15: so do u get turned on when u see a dick?
xXxAscendancyxXx: no not at all
