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 Chuck Norris Facts
Jay
Posted: Nov 27 2006, 05:03 AM


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I don't know if you guys have heard of this site, but it had me in stitches within seconds (I read quickly).

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Post your favourites here.
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KJ Crush
Posted: Nov 27 2006, 05:16 AM


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Seen'en, best ones are...

Chuck Norris dosn't consider it sex if the woman lives

When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "Say please."


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Templar
Posted: Nov 27 2006, 05:16 AM


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Ah, yes, this was a fad a little while ago within my area.

My fav:

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.


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Jay
Posted: Nov 27 2006, 05:32 AM


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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.


You see, living in New Zealand means I do not know that much about Chuck Norris. So I found a link to this site on Wikipedia.
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Abnet
Posted: Aug 10 2007, 06:08 PM


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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.


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“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.” - Oscar Wilde
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