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|Posted by: Jay Nov 27 2006, 05:03 AM|
| I don't know if you guys have heard of this site, but it had me in stitches within seconds (I read quickly).
Post your favourites here.
|Posted by: KJ Crush Nov 27 2006, 05:16 AM|
| Seen'en, best ones are...
Chuck Norris dosn't consider it sex if the woman lives
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "Say please."
|Posted by: Templar Nov 27 2006, 05:16 AM|
| Ah, yes, this was a fad a little while ago within my area.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
|Posted by: Jay Nov 27 2006, 05:32 AM|
| Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
You see, living in New Zealand means I do not know that much about Chuck Norris. So I found a link to this site on Wikipedia.
|Posted by: Abnet Aug 10 2007, 06:08 PM|
| Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.