I don't know if you guys have heard of this site, but it had me in stitches within seconds (I read quickly).www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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Chuck Norris dosn't consider it sex if the woman lives
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "Say please."
Ah, yes, this was a fad a little while ago within my area.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
You see, living in New Zealand means I do not know that much about Chuck Norris. So I found a link to this site on Wikipedia.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.