Title: Last Stop, a diner in Limbo
Description: Just for the hell of "what if" scenarios
Templar - November 22, 2006 03:34 AM (GMT)
OOC: So this is just going to be a general chit chat posting.
Vincent strolled up to a booth and sat down, ordering a plate of French fries. He could have had a sign posted on his back saying "I'LL EAT YOUR KIDS" with the looks he was getting.
All he wanted was some nice food and maybe a completely uncalled for conversation with a random patron of the diner.
Arnold Johnston - November 22, 2006 03:42 AM (GMT)
*Arnold stands up after shooting as many dirty looks as he could conjure up at the new patron and walks over to the Jukebox. He drops in a 20 and selects a 25 songs. November Rain by GnR starts to play throughout the diner. Arnold goes back to his seat at the counter and orders another mushroom, ham, and swiss omelet*
Man... I wonder how many people are going to run screaming after some of the songs I picked start playing...
Judder - November 22, 2006 03:44 AM (GMT)
Judder sits at his table, mildly interested in the new guy. But his head hurts to much from all the booze the night before. The waitress brings him some black coffee and a patty melt plate.
Templar - November 22, 2006 03:46 AM (GMT)
The waitress plops the plate of food in front of the vampire.
"Thank you miss." Vincent said in a rarely pleasant manner, looking into the redhead's eyes. The woman stiffened up and dropped to the floor.
Great, she fainted.
Arnold Johnston - November 22, 2006 03:52 AM (GMT)
*Swinging around on his stool to look at the commotion Arnold sees what's happened and decides that words are far better suited than action in this situation.*
"Shit... I didn't think anyone hated Guns and Roses that much..."
Templar - November 22, 2006 04:00 AM (GMT)
"Yeesh." Vincent said, sticking a fry in his mouth and chewing. A piece caught on his tooth in that annoying way fries sometimes do. Looking around for a remedy to his problem and, seeing no other solution, he pulled a toothpick off the unconscious waitress and picked out the small piece of food.
The vampire realized at that moment that be had just shown his sizable fangs to everyone looking in the diner.
Judder - November 22, 2006 04:09 AM (GMT)
The music made Judder's head throb. The food was barely eatable and the medicine Judder took never worked for hangovers. "God, Who turned that crap on?"
Templar - November 22, 2006 04:15 AM (GMT)
The vampire crossed the diner bee-lining to the bathroom. As he past the blaring jukebox Vincent quickly jabbed the machine, sending it's insides jumbling and snapping the needle playing the records. General quiet fell over the diner.
"Ah... bliss..." he said as he slipped into the men's room.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 04:21 AM (GMT)
A guy with blond hair in his twenties follows the vampire, his hand in his jacket pocket as if holding something for quick access.
Templar - November 22, 2006 04:29 AM (GMT)
Vincent shaked at the urinal he had been standing at and zipped up, pushing down on the leaver with his elbow. The noise of flushing filled the room and the vampire moved over to the sink and began washing his hands.
A blonde man walked in after him. Vincent watched him out of the corner of his eye as he moved over to the air dryer to dry his hands.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 04:38 AM (GMT)
*Takes out a green/yellow pill from jacket pocket, consumes it, walks towards the urinal*
Templar - November 22, 2006 04:43 AM (GMT)
Vincent shook the last of the water from his hands, eyeing the pill popping newcomer. The vampire turned and looked at himself in the mirror, brushing off his suit and making slight adjustments to his hair.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 04:48 AM (GMT)
*Suddenly turns, grabs Vincents shoulder*
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:01 AM (GMT)
Vincent spun looking at the new man with annoyed eyes.
"Can I help you?" the vampire asked, annoyance in his voice.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 05:03 AM (GMT)
"Smile," the blond man repeated.
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:09 AM (GMT)
Ah, Vincent thought, he saw my fangs... great.
Vincent leaned in really close to the man's face and smiled his shining, fang filled smile, making sure the blonde got a good, nice, long look.
"Like 'em? Just got them installed. The girlfriend has this vampire fetish you see," Vincent said with an air of confidence, "She sure is kinky. My mother loved 'em, said I look like some kinda monster. Can you believe that?" Vincent laughed a hearty laugh, nothing shaking in his voice.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 05:11 AM (GMT)
"Right then, can you remove it?"
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:15 AM (GMT)
"The dentist told me not to for the first fourty-eight hours," Vincent said, turning back to the mirror, "It messes up the adhesive or whatever."
The vampire got his hair just right and smiled, showing his fangs again.
Nice, he thought, looking good.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 05:18 AM (GMT)
For a few seconds the blonde man stared at the vamp suspiciosly.
"Cool, man." he said and moved back to the urinal.
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:21 AM (GMT)
"Thanks." Vincent said. The vampire turned and left the bathroom, making his way back to his booth. As he passed the jukebox, it sparked and stared to smoke.
Eek, must have hit it a little too hard...
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 05:36 AM (GMT)
the blond guy exits the mens room and notices the sparking jukebox. He locks gaze on the vampire and makes his way towards him, his hand again reaching for his jacket pocket.
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:43 AM (GMT)
Vincent sat back down at his booth. He nibbled on another fry and something crossed his mind. He looked down at the floor and, sure enough, the waitress was still there on the ground.
Has no one seen this lady yet? Jesus...
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 05:51 AM (GMT)
the blonde guy reaches vincents booth.
*glances at the lady on the floor, then quickly faces the vampire again*
his hand still concealed in his jacket, he says, "You did that?" *points at the smoking jukebox with other hand*
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:53 AM (GMT)
"You always so nosey?" Vincent asked, annoyence slipping into his voice.
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 05:57 AM (GMT)
"yes, especially if i suspect of a vampire lurking nearby..."
Templar - November 22, 2006 05:59 AM (GMT)
"A vampire? You mean a real one?" Vincent looked at the guy with a raised eyebrow, "Are you fucking nuts?"
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 06:01 AM (GMT)
"yes, you could say that. now, can you explain why the whites of your eyes are red?"
Templar - November 22, 2006 06:04 AM (GMT)
"I didn't get much sleep? Like I said, the Girlfriend was happy I was getting the fangs. Really happy." Vincent was starting to get pissed off.
AND THE WAITRESS WAS STILL ON THE DAMN FLOOR!
Drunkentiger123 - November 22, 2006 06:07 AM (GMT)
*moves over to the waitress without word, examines her, and upon finding no apparent marks, turns to vincent*
"You..." *takes out a pair of night vision goggles*
Templar - November 23, 2006 12:40 AM (GMT)
This had to be the most motivated vampire hunter in the entire freaken world. Vincent sighed and took a another fry from his plate and put it in his mouth.
Judder - November 23, 2006 12:47 AM (GMT)
Judder gets up and looks around at what appears to be a man poking another man with some NVGs. "Quit that crap you fag" Judder says to the antagonizer. "Cant you see he is jsut trying to eat?"
Templar - November 23, 2006 01:08 AM (GMT)
Thank god, Vincent thought chewing on his meal.
Arnold Johnston - November 23, 2006 02:17 AM (GMT)
*Looking around at all the apparent silliness Arnold looks towards the juke box waiting for selection number two to start going.*
Ahhh... here it is...
*From the juke box plays the wonderful melodies of the Starland Vocal Band*
"Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight..."
Templar - November 23, 2006 02:20 AM (GMT)
Vincent looked towards the jukebook with horror.
Cyber78 - November 23, 2006 02:25 AM (GMT)
If Cyber Was A Trenchcoater...
There I was, pwning some n00b lol, when some fag turned on a jookbox and started plyin s0m3 relly bad stuff so I pulled out my katana and cut it in half lolz!
Jay - November 23, 2006 02:26 AM (GMT)
Sitting at a table eating his bagel, Jay heard his least favourite song come on the ruined jukebox. He raised his gun and fired a full clip into it until it stopped playing.
"Who was the bastard who turned that shit on?"
@Cyber: LMFAO dat waz t3h sh1z!
Templar - November 23, 2006 02:33 AM (GMT)
If the orginal Templar walked into the room:
Templar crashed through a window and landed neatly into the seat in Vincent's booth. The vampire looked surprised at his super-soldier doppleganger and offered him a fry. The beret-wearing psycho took the fry and examinded it.
"What, no steak?"
Judder - November 23, 2006 10:31 PM (GMT)
Judder staggers back into his booth and proceeds to chug and entire bottle of Jack Daniels.
Drunkentiger123 - November 23, 2006 10:35 PM (GMT)
"You ARE a vampire!"
Templar - November 23, 2006 11:53 PM (GMT)
Templar pulls the knife that was sheathed to the small of his back and did a backflip out of the booth, landing next to the uzi welding vampire hunter. He stabbed the knife through the gun and backfilped back, landing perfectly in the booth again.
Vincent stared open jawed at the antics happening around him.