Toys R' Us Escape, An Epic Exo-Force Comedy

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Chapter 1: It is the darkest place a toy can go. It is TOYS R' US! A shape moves across the road. Into the parking lot. The back area of the shape, now identifiable as a truck, opens.

A cart is hauled out. It carries boxes upon boxes of Lego Exo-Force sets. The cart is pushed into the store, and the sets are loaded out. The toys inside don't have any intention of staying in the boxes though...

The next day...

"What's that?" Hikaru asked an Iron Drone.

"It's a human male. Age six." The Iron Drone said.

The boy walked up to the box of the Stealth Hunter and began shaking it violently. Hikaru and loads of Lego parts were bounced up and down. The boy ran over to his mother.

"Mom! Can I get this one?" The boy pleaded. "PLEASE?!?!"

The mother turned the boy down and told him to put the toy back. Instead, he throws the Stealth Hunter at the shelf, resulting in the collapse of several Lego Star Wars sets.

"Oh..." Hikaru said, dazed. "I didn't know I could hurt in those places..."

Hikaru turned to his fellow Lego sets. He had a plan, one that would save the Lego sets from going to a torture chamber. (Or a little kid's house)

At the same time a girl passed by with a Barbie-Ken-in-convertible two pack. Her mother had recently turned down the girl, and told her to put the Barbie back. Instead, the girl threw them at the lego section.

"Hey, Barbie!" Genki called. "Hey, Ken!"

"Yo, Genki!" Ken said.

"Dude, we need your help!" Ha-Ya-To said.

"We need someway to get out of this mess." A Devastator said.

"Yeah, and we need to haul our battle machines out too." Tekashi said.

"I'm not leaving without Uplink!" Ryo said excitedly.

"Just hop on boys!" Barbie called.

"Hey!" Ken said. "I'm your 'boy'!"

The Exo-Force sets' pieces blew out of their boxes. Barbie and Ken went to work building the Battle Machines and the minifigures went to work discussing their plan.

"There's an entrance for cargo and shipments to vcome in back there." Iron Drone pointed to the back of the store.

"I see." Hikaru said.

"All done!" Barbie interupted.

The minifigures boarded their battle machines, and Genki and Ken loaded the gate into the convertable. The Battle Machines sat down inside the car. Genki, with no battle machine, sat down in the car.

The car set off, but little did the minifigures know, they were being watched with envious eyes.

"That blasted Lego is escaping!" Megablocks ruler said.

The Megablocks all jumped down to the floor, and made their boxes a path that would lead the workers to the opened Lego sets...

To be continued...

Next time: Suspicoion arises! Will Barbie, Ken, Exo-Force, and the robots escape?

[Kahgarak]

Brilliant and hilarious!

[rhymer]

*chants* more more more more more more more mmore more more more more more etc.

[Nilfheim]

yeah i wounder why most of the boxes are destored and my dumb fake lego copanys tore apart my legman and my martiians well.. there flying around