Exo Force -> Tru Escape

Tru Escape, PG-13 for minor cursing

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vahkimetru	Posted: Jan 9 2007, 01:13 AM
Dora, Dora, Dora, the Explorer! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 540 Member No.: 2 Joined: 30-December 05	One day in the LEGO aisle... Hikaru: Gosh this box is stuffy! Ryo: I can't see my hands! Takeshi: This instruction booklet is waaaaay to close to my ass. Devastator: Anylize smell: Smell=Crud. Lego City Guy in Display Case: Get used to it. The Exo-Force minifigures all listened. Lego City Guy: I'm Jack, I've been here for a month. I worked for the LEGO city fire department until I was sent from Europe to Enfield and now to my little plastic hell. Takeshi: That sucks. Jack: You bet. Hikaru: I know, why don't we try to escape! ALL: Yes! Ryo: So let's build our Battle Machines. Devastator: Speech Direction=Ryo Vocals=We're in pieces smart one. Jack: First of all Devastator, speek normal. Secondly, I'm built, I'll help you guys. ________ After hours... Jack picked up the Exo-Force sets along with a LEGO truck to carry them in. Ryo: Where are you taking us? Jack: To the most neglected place in the store... Hikaru:... The Hot Wheels aisle! In the Hot Wheels aisle, Jack and his men began to build the Battle Machines... TO BE CONTINUED! -------------------- Robots.. WILL RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dillthepill	Posted: Jan 10 2007, 01:02 AM
I'm Fergalicious!! Group: Members Posts: 287 Member No.: 38 Joined: 8-January 07	Very funny. :D I would do a laughing smilie, but I have no smilies. :( How do I fix them? -------------------- Goodbye

vahkimetru	Posted: Jan 10 2007, 02:16 AM
Dora, Dora, Dora, the Explorer! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 540 Member No.: 2 Joined: 30-December 05	The smilies are gone for me too: :O Chapter 2 The Battle Machines were done being built. Now our heroes needed to build the truck... Jack: No! Takeshi that piece goes there, not on top of the driver. Driver: My neck! Hikaru: Minifigures don't have necks. Driver: Good point. Ryo: Hey driver what's your name? Rap music starts playing. Driver: Just call me DJ yo. Rap music stops playing. Jack: What does DJ stand for? DJ: Daniel Johnston. Takeshi: C'mon, let's move the truck into position. DJ: Aye aye Cap'n Crunch. Takeshi: Never call me that!!!!! Or else Cap'n will CRUNCHITIZE you! Hikaru: Guys, let's go. __________ Meanwhile in the MEGABLOKS section... Lord Crapula: Now we will rule the building toy aisle! Megafig: Sir my leg fell off. Lord Crapula: Must be that cruddy plastic. Megafig: Why aren't we as laser precise as the Lego? Lord Crapula: NO! Do not say that! Lord Crapula through a brick at the megafig who immediatley fell apart. Lord Crapula: Does anyone else want to question my powers???????????????????????? ________________ The Exo-Force entered the Lego aisle. It was almost store opening time. Takeshi: 5! Ryo: 4! Hikaru: 3! Jack: 2! DJ: 1! Devastatior: Initiate store opening time! The Exo-Force pushed their Battle Machines into the truck and DJ drove off. Kids dodged the truck and workers angrily shook their fists. Ryo: MegaBloks dead ahead! Lined against the door were hundreds of warrior megafigs. Lord Crapula: You're doomed! THE END -------------------- Robots.. WILL RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dillthepill	Posted: Jan 16 2007, 04:28 AM
I'm Fergalicious!! Group: Members Posts: 287 Member No.: 38 Joined: 8-January 07	Very funny. When are you gonna post the next one? -------------------- Goodbye

exo attack	Posted: Jan 16 2007, 07:12 AM
Kip! Group: Members Posts: 389 Member No.: 37 Joined: 23-December 06	yeah, do the next one soon!

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