X believes in speaking in third person firstly, then the promotion of X. His followers are his most important tool. they are required to follow the 5 golden rules of X;

1: X is Thy God, Holier Than Thou
2: Wales is not a recognised part of GB
3: Marijuana is legal and should be smoked regulary
4: Fighting is only permissible if drunk, stoned or sober
5: X is thy Gods Messenger, worhsip that too

Belief in X shall grant you eternity in Paradise where you will be stoned, Getting laid and getting paid although th point of money in paradise has yet to rear its head but im sure one day it will.
X will look after his believers and you will one day rise up and become kings among men.