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darthdoull

Posted: Jun 7 2009, 10:03 PM

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QUOTE ("Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)")

Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuck!

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha ha
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] No!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG] no
unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
oh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

This is the best Tenacious D song eva'!

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DarthPerson	Posted: Jun 23 2009, 11:14 PM
STFU!! Group: BOB Member Posts: 564 Member No.: 52 Joined: 25-December 05	The movie is awesome. Tribute is also a good song. -------------------- RIP JamesRules Massacre Fan Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a BOB member

Half-Baked	Posted: Jun 24 2009, 07:27 AM
Clan Mom Group: BOB Member Posts: 1,494 Member No.: 54 Joined: 27-December 05	Holy Crap...DarthPerson?????I think I remember you! how`s it going? Tenacious D rocks...You guys should check out The Complete Masterworks! -------------------- You bitch, you killed me. You suck!

darthdoull

Posted: Jul 1 2009, 11:45 PM

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QUOTE (Half-Baked @ Jun 24 2009, 08:27 AM)

Holy Crap...DarthPerson?????I think I remember you!

how`s it going? Tenacious D rocks...You guys should check out The Complete Masterworks!

Isn't that the live tour album?

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Half-Baked	Posted: Jul 2 2009, 11:49 AM
Clan Mom Group: BOB Member Posts: 1,494 Member No.: 54 Joined: 27-December 05	Live tour as well as their TV show! -------------------- You bitch, you killed me. You suck!

JAcen_solo	Posted: Jul 9 2009, 03:41 PM
So-So Poster Group: BOB Inactive Posts: 103 Member No.: 211 Joined: 8-October 06	"Master Exploder" is a god one as is "The Best Song In The World.......Tribute" -------------------- "Under the tongue, root a fight most dread, and another raging, behind, in the head." (Robert Graves)

darthdoull	Posted: Jul 19 2009, 02:21 AM
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