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Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 28 2009, 02:00 AM
I had a goal and I reached it, yay.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 02:18 AM
good job? who are you and what did you do?

Posted by: Goofy McCoy Jul 28 2009, 02:21 AM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 12:18 AM)
Who are you and what did you do?

This is Suburban Ed.

He kills people. A lot.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 02:22 AM
QUOTE (Goofy McCoy @ Jul 28 2009, 02:21 AM)
This is Suburban Ed.

He kills people. A lot.

Maybe they will put that on his tombstone when I find him.

Posted by: Goofy McCoy Jul 28 2009, 02:33 AM
user posted image

He leads PEASANT MILITIAS. Hordes of drunken, murderous goons follow him everywhere, raping and pillaging as they please. He leads their decadent march as he sees fit, conducting an awe inspiring symphony of mayhem from the very eye of chaos. To even speak of him is to invite sudden and violent death at his hands, his grinning face retreating to the shadows as suddenly as it appeared.

Quite frankly, he is the scariest motherfregger that has ever lived. Ever.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 02:35 AM
that is a little wordy to put on his tombstone, maybe stick with the first one, eh mate?

Posted by: Officer Maddox Jul 28 2009, 04:48 AM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 02:22 AM)
QUOTE (Goofy McCoy @ Jul 28 2009, 02:21 AM)
This is Suburban Ed.

He kills people. A lot.

Maybe they will put that on his tombstone when I find him.

oh you.


...who is this guy?

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 04:59 AM
QUOTE (Officer Maddox @ Jul 28 2009, 04:48 AM)
...who is this guy?

apparently he's Suburban Ed

Posted by: Goofy McCoy Jul 28 2009, 05:03 AM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 12:35 AM)
that is a little wordy to put on his tombstone, maybe stick with the first one, eh mate?

Only because it is in present tense, and would therefor remind it's readers that he is in fact still out killing people would it be more appropriate.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 05:14 AM
was that the goal? did he kill someone important?

Posted by: Amber Rose Jul 28 2009, 05:20 AM
I think with the amount of people Suburban Ed's shuffled off this Mortal Coil, there'd be someone important in there, yes.

Posted by: blanemcc Jul 28 2009, 05:27 AM
I'm still alive, so that rules out that possibility.

I kid, I kid.

1000 kills Ed?

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 05:39 AM
1000? People stick around that long? That is quite a milestone.

Posted by: Doctor Tom Jul 28 2009, 09:16 AM
Who was your One-Thousandth?

Also, Ed hasn't been around that long. He's just a killing machine.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 03:14 PM
I know I haven't been around long, but when discussing important people, for some reason I doubt it is this blanemcc person. But I am simply basing that on your avatar and signature.

But this Ed person sounds like a perfect recruit for the Red Lantern Corps.

Posted by: Goofy McCoy Jul 28 2009, 04:06 PM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 01:14 PM)
I know I haven't been around long, but when discussing important people, for some reason I doubt it is this blanemcc person. But I am simply basing that on your avatar and signature.

But this Ed person sounds like a perfect recruit for the Red Lantern Corps.

Oh, I like him. He's silly.

Posted by: WOOT Jul 28 2009, 04:09 PM
QUOTE (Goofy McCoy @ Jul 28 2009, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 01:14 PM)
I know I haven't been around long, but when discussing important people, for some reason I doubt it is this blanemcc person. But I am simply basing that on your avatar and signature.

But this Ed person sounds like a perfect recruit for the Red Lantern Corps.

Oh, I like him. He's silly.

Duck, you sucker.

*BOOM*

Posted by: Misanthropy Jul 28 2009, 04:28 PM
QUOTE (WOOT @ Jul 28 2009, 04:09 PM)
QUOTE (Goofy McCoy @ Jul 28 2009, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 01:14 PM)
I know I haven't been around long, but when discussing important people, for some reason I doubt it is this blanemcc person. But I am simply basing that on your avatar and signature.

But this Ed person sounds like a perfect recruit for the Red Lantern Corps.

Oh, I like him. He's silly.

Duck, you sucker.

*BOOM*

Gił la testa?

Posted by: WOOT Jul 28 2009, 04:37 PM
QUOTE (Misanthropy @ Jul 28 2009, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (WOOT @ Jul 28 2009, 04:09 PM)
QUOTE (Goofy McCoy @ Jul 28 2009, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 01:14 PM)
I know I haven't been around long, but when discussing important people, for some reason I doubt it is this blanemcc person. But I am simply basing that on your avatar and signature.

But this Ed person sounds like a perfect recruit for the Red Lantern Corps.

Oh, I like him. He's silly.

Duck, you sucker.

*BOOM*

Gił la testa?

Yes. I just got the full version in english and I loves it dearly.

also, I love Sergio Leone lots.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 04:54 PM
QUOTE (Misanthropy @ Jul 28 2009, 04:28 PM)
Gił la testa?

Please post in english also, it's in the forum rules.

Posted by: The bluefish Jul 28 2009, 06:22 PM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 03:14 PM)
I know I haven't been around long, but when discussing important people, for some reason I doubt it is this blanemcc person. But I am simply basing that on your avatar and signature.

Good eye. As you can see, I'm really far more important. Highly influential.

Still, good on you, Ed. Glad that whole peasant thing is working out.

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 06:54 PM
QUOTE (The bluefish @ Jul 28 2009, 06:22 PM)
Good eye. As you can see, I'm really far more important. Highly influential.

Obviously, only a legend would use the Kool Aid Man as a avatar. Has SE killed you?

Posted by: Doctor Tom Jul 28 2009, 07:00 PM
Almost certainly.


Posted by: bigdaddy2 Jul 28 2009, 08:15 PM
I THINK I am somewhere on that list. Wouldn't be surprised if I was.

Posted by: JWC Jul 28 2009, 08:49 PM
So Suburban Ed your really Trumps Alt or are you just carrying on the "Trumps Alt" Joke?
Also Congrats on your 1,000th Murder. cool.gif


Posted by: WOOT Jul 28 2009, 10:07 PM
QUOTE (JWC @ Jul 28 2009, 08:49 PM)
So Suburban Ed your really Trumps Alt or are you just carrying on the "Trumps Alt" Joke?
Also Congrats on your 1,000th Murder. cool.gif

LOL 420 POSTS LOL

also, I'm trump's alt, and its not a fregging joke

good job Eddie

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 28 2009, 10:09 PM
good on you, I'll make sure to save a special bullet just for you

Posted by: WOOT Jul 28 2009, 10:39 PM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 10:09 PM)
good on you, I'll make sure to save a special bullet just for you

aight

Posted by: Jelly Otter Jul 29 2009, 12:14 AM
QUOTE (WOOT @ Jul 29 2009, 03:07 AM)
also, I'm trump's alt, and its not a fregging joke

Nah you just wear the wig to feel smexy.

Your also as stupid as a 4th grader on roids.

We all know it. wink.gif

Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 29 2009, 01:02 AM
QUOTE (Doctor Tom @ Jul 28 2009, 09:16 AM)
Who was your One-Thousandth?

No one special... some guy named "Captain Ballsack"

Full list:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Suburban_Ed

Posted by: Goofy McCoy Jul 29 2009, 02:11 AM
QUOTE (Suburban Ed @ Jul 28 2009, 11:02 PM)
No one special... some guy named "Captain Ballsack"

Full list:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Suburban_Ed

...I'm nowhere on that list, Ed. sad.gif

Posted by: Amber Rose Jul 29 2009, 02:23 AM
Neither are any of my alts. smile.gif

Posted by: labine50 Jul 29 2009, 02:32 AM
Apparently you killed me 443 people ago.

Posted by: WOOT Jul 29 2009, 02:49 AM
QUOTE (Jelly Otter @ Jul 29 2009, 12:14 AM)
QUOTE (WOOT @ Jul 29 2009, 03:07 AM)
also, I'm trump's alt, and its not a fregging joke

Nah you just wear the wig to feel smexy.

Your also as stupid as a 4th grader on roids.

We all know it. wink.gif

awww

Posted by: Officer Maddox Jul 29 2009, 04:40 AM
QUOTE (Hal Jordan @ Jul 28 2009, 04:59 AM)
apparently he's Suburban Ed

No, I'm aware of who Ed is. I meant you.

Who are you and why are you ripping off DC comics?

Posted by: Hal Jordan Jul 29 2009, 04:45 AM
QUOTE (Officer Maddox @ Jul 29 2009, 04:40 AM)
No, I'm aware of who Ed is. I meant you.

Who are you and why are you ripping off DC comics?

probably along the same vein as everyone else who plays a character from any genre or company. If you want to know who I am, I will happily show you in game.

Posted by: brianmercat Jul 29 2009, 10:08 AM
QUOTE (Goofy McCoy @ Jul 29 2009, 02:11 AM)
...I'm nowhere on that list, Ed. sad.gif

Don't worry about it, the Pleasant Militia has shellacked me enough for the both of us. dry.gif

Posted by: JWC Jul 29 2009, 12:15 PM
Hmmm I didn't see my name on the list either. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 29 2009, 12:15 PM
QUOTE (JWC @ Jul 28 2009, 08:49 PM)
So Suburban Ed your really Trumps Alt or are you just carrying on the "Trumps Alt" Joke?
Also Congrats on your 1,000th Murder. cool.gif

Were you a witness to the 1000th kill?

I am most definitely Trump's alt.

Posted by: JWC Jul 29 2009, 12:18 PM
QUOTE (Suburban Ed @ Jul 29 2009, 11:15 AM)
QUOTE (JWC @ Jul 28 2009, 08:49 PM)
So Suburban Ed your really Trumps Alt or are you just carrying on the "Trumps Alt" Joke?
Also Congrats on your 1,000th Murder.  cool.gif

Were you a witness to the 1000th kill?

I am most definitely Trump's alt.

Nope but one of my friends in Malton was there and since I am a BHer he asked me what you were talking about, and what it meant. I saw the screen shot. wink.gif

Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 29 2009, 12:57 PM
Can I have the screenshot?

Posted by: pakopako Jul 29 2009, 01:08 PM
Suburban Ed; http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Suburban_Ed are only including PKs and not those killed while you or the other was undead?

Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 29 2009, 01:17 PM
QUOTE (pakopako @ Jul 29 2009, 01:08 PM)
Suburban Ed; http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Suburban_Ed are only including PKs and not those killed while you or the other was undead?

Correct. I don't even know if I've ever done either of those things. I leveled up a bit at the start by healing zombies, and from there on it's been PKing all the way biggrin.gif

Posted by: The bluefish Jul 29 2009, 04:42 PM
QUOTE (Doctor Tom @ Jul 28 2009, 07:00 PM)
Almost certainly.

Check the list, Tom.

EDIT: Ed, your record is really impressive- you've clearly worked hard to collect all of those trophies. But you've obviously got work left ahead of you. Next, you're going to need to kill everybody who commented in this thread about not being on your list. I look forward to seeing you.

Posted by: bigdaddy2 Jul 29 2009, 05:21 PM
Hm, I am not on that list. I must have merely witnessed you killing people before. I remember running in to you in game at some point, though.

Posted by: Amber_Waves Jul 30 2009, 05:26 AM
QUOTE
704 Ryan Lynch
703 Ryan Lynch
702 Ryan Lynch

795256.gif
Good show, Ed! 795258.gif

Posted by: Lynch Jul 30 2009, 10:28 AM
I'm on there a few more times as well, and unfortunately I've been unable to get him back even once yet. It'll happen...

Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 30 2009, 11:13 AM
I also liked

QUOTE
512 The'Thief
511 The'Joker


and...

QUOTE
453 KarIoth vois
452 Strata


Lots of Shotgun Ed, Vaccinator, and headless gunner in there as well that I've enjoyed. Also strings of certain groups like the Reganbank Parkour Club....... Great times.

I had tentatively planned to retire at 1000 a while back, but I'm not gonna. I'm still enjoying myself.

Posted by: AidenFury Jul 30 2009, 12:23 PM
QUOTE (Lynch @ Jul 30 2009, 03:28 PM)
I'm on there a few more times as well, and unfortunately I've been unable to get him back even once yet. It'll happen...

Suburban Ed is also one of the few guys who has stepped away in the middle of me bountying him. *shakes fist*

Blasted peasants, always revolting! Cheers on the milestone though (particularly the headless gunner kills).

Posted by: pakopako Jul 30 2009, 09:53 PM
QUOTE (Suburban Ed @ Jul 30 2009, 11:13 AM)
I had tentatively planned to retire at 1000 a while back, but I'm not gonna. I'm still enjoying myself.

You want that extra "0" then?

That does beg the question... once you reach that milestone, what else would you have to do in UD?

Posted by: Doctor Tom Jul 31 2009, 10:22 AM
He needs to kill everyone in the city. Yes, everyone.

Posted by: pakopako Jul 31 2009, 11:26 AM
Would it still be fun, or will he try his hand at ZK-ing?

Posted by: Suburban Ed Jul 31 2009, 11:44 AM
QUOTE (pakopako @ Jul 31 2009, 11:26 AM)
Would it still be fun, or will he try his hand at ZK-ing?

I already have a character that ZKs wink.gif

I'm not sure if I'll take a different approach here on out... probably not until I bore with this style.

Posted by: Revenant Aug 4 2009, 03:19 AM
Edlet is a machine. (A fine figure of a manchine, obviously.)

YAY EDLET! wub.gif

Posted by: Akule Aug 4 2009, 04:49 PM
QUOTE (Suburban Ed @ Jul 31 2009, 11:44 AM)
I already have a character that ZKs wink.gif

I'm not sure if I'll take a different approach here on out... probably not until I bore with this style.

If you get bored, try your hand at http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=12113. Although, killing more than 26 will certainly be a feat.

Congratulations on your milestone Ed. 795258.gif

Posted by: Fred Costello Aug 5 2009, 03:23 AM
You're my hero, Ed.

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