we spend our earliest days being scaremongered by our parents into pathetic, paranoid blobs of human flesh and beleiving every little thing said by our family members and television sets because we are too fucking retarded not to. then we live out the rest of our childhoods having people try to protect us from the truth and various things that no one needs protecting from whilst having the
of our elders downloaded into our weak and mindless skulls so that we know who to biasedly and logiclessly call our enemies. then we stop being cute so no one wants us around only we are prevented by law to not be around so our elders then tell us we are total bothersome shit whilst our peers try to make us see life their way before giving-up and distancing away like shelters made of sticks in the wind. after this we become technical adults even though we still haven't learned a god damn mother fucking thing since we came out our mothers' fucking cunts and party party party get drunk have sex party party then eventually develop some fucking brains and realize that up until then we had just been the same shithead singing different songs and we had absolutely no fucking idea what the fuck we were talking about. then we fall in love, naively get married and have a child, putting us into a family which brings new meaning into our lives for about 5 years then all just goes spiraling downhill from there as our children distance away and our love for our spouses fades like a candle in a damn rainstorm. after this we become very wrinkly burdens to society and the families we put so much effort into then get tired of us so they ship us to old people homes where we can sit around playing bingo and getting excited over every little fucking detail until we eventually keel over and die.
i can hardly wait until the old people house bit.
y'know what
