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CrazyAzn	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 03:42 AM
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ThatChineseDude

Posted: Aug 13 2006, 12:35 PM

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QUOTE (Blue Farce @ Aug 1 2006, 12:12 AM)

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"Screwéd am I, he who didn't finishith his Homework"

~ThatChinese Dude's MR Quote

Also, Hell yes, Dynasty Warriors.

arg you took my quote :pwned:

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Requiem	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 01:34 PM
Elite Regular Group: NPI: Legendary Nin Posts: 2,985 Member No.: 81 Joined: 18-July 06	"you're an idiot" -me, to about everyone :P -------------------- "If i pelasure durnk talis' pussy, will whe scream in froench??" - Rheahera "Dalis is that dark cloud that hovers over everyone's head, even when we're happy " - Destiny

Maze	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 05:22 PM
Elite Regular Group: NPI: Assassin Posts: 2,480 Member No.: 80 Joined: 18-July 06	Maze(black chick) and Louaya(half dirty mexican) walk to Maze's house(if you cant laugh at that, dont read this) Maze: oh ,btw, i heard Tetsu's voice! its so so Tetsu!! Lou: yeah he has an accent. Maze: do you think Dalis as an accent...she is a french Canadian right? Lou: well im sure she sounds like us- Maze: a black girl and a dirty mexican? -------------------- NPI:Assassin o ( ( 0_0) /[ :: ]\ im a RObot

Shinigami Nabeshin	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 06:14 PM
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Posted: Aug 13 2006, 06:22 PM

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This quote is from a drunken conversation I had in a pub.

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Jay: Can't you get milk from soggy bread?
Everyone: Shut up Jay
Jay: What?
Me: Jay, milk comes from cows.
Jay: .... Ohhhh yeah!

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Yollam	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 07:13 PM
Elite Regular Group: SOTA: Diablos Posts: 2,022 Member No.: 75 Joined: 18-July 06	Baahaahahahahaha. Nice one. Cop to my drunken and half naked friend standing on top of a car after the concert "Now now, we don't want to end this night on a bad note, do we?" My drunk friend to this random guy giving us burgers Guy: "Where are you girls from?" Jen: "New Jersey." Too bad we were in New Jersey. We all got a kick out of that. -------------------- "Beware of Yollam, she's horny." - D

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Posted: Aug 13 2006, 07:35 PM

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hehe. I've just remember some 'dumb blonde' quotes from my sister.

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One of my Sisters: Starwars is stupid, it has no plot.

Also

The same sister: Auntie Jackie had to go to hospital, she had Kidney Beans .
Us: Don't you mean 'Kidney stones'?

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Yollam	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 07:45 PM
Elite Regular Group: SOTA: Diablos Posts: 2,022 Member No.: 75 Joined: 18-July 06	Hahahaaahahahahaha ohh boy, I have a few of those stories. Too bad my most embarassing one is best told in person. I have a friend who will do the "Omigod, remember when (insert something here)" "Ali...that happened 10 minutes ago." -------------------- "Beware of Yollam, she's horny." - D

Spoon	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 08:10 PM
Elite Regular Group: Members Posts: 1,516 Member No.: 74 Joined: 18-July 06	I do that sometimes, I'm telling a story to someone who was there. Me:"So I was walking pass the bus stop..." Them:"yeah I know, I was there" Me:"Were you?" It's jjust that sometimes I can't remember who was with me at the time. -------------------- "Good Housing"

Yollam	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 08:39 PM
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Spoon	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 08:49 PM
Elite Regular Group: Members Posts: 1,516 Member No.: 74 Joined: 18-July 06	geez, thats terrible! If she does that again slap her and call her a spoon for me :happy: -------------------- "Good Housing"

Blue Farce	Posted: Aug 13 2006, 09:06 PM
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Posted: Aug 13 2006, 10:15 PM

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QUOTE (Maze @ Aug 13 2006, 05:22 PM)

Maze(black chick) and Louaya(half dirty mexican) walk to Maze's house(if you cant laugh at that, dont read this)

Maze: oh ,btw, i heard Tetsu's voice! its so so Tetsu!!

Lou: yeah he has an accent.

Maze: do you think Dalis as an accent...she is a french Canadian right?

Lou: well im sure she sounds like us-

Maze: a black girl and a dirty mexican?

Dalis sounds like an honry caveman :P

an awful french canadian accent actually :buz:

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"Dalis is that dark cloud that hovers over everyone's head, even when we're happy "
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Blue Farce

Posted: Aug 14 2006, 03:18 AM

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OH MY FREAKING GOD, VGCats owns so hard! XD

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----Attack Radius----

-~---------~----Horrible Rape Radius----------------

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CRAWWLLLING IIN THESE ROOOOBES!!!

THESE WOOUUNDS REQUIRREE ELLIXXERRR!!!

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Love Hina owns my soul.
Rest In Peace, Old Manga Revolution. 7/5/04-8/1/06
Same, v2. 9/18/2006-3/27/09
"lol "estrogen" lol" ~lillejord
"WeEEHEheehEEHeHe" ~FoaS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuU9Rxi_vyY
Changes Made Since Ever: 68
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Im a Nutzie. A GRAMMER NUTZIE!!

Zeratanus

Posted: Aug 14 2006, 05:31 AM

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QUOTE

god, unbeknownst to most terrestrial creatures, is truly in his infancy the earth being his building blocks..some day a god-like creature will come along and knock this great earth to rumble..thus causing god to weep, so any survivors after said armageddon would be drown in a 40 day rain gee sound familiar??

- Tieken, tonight, while discussing my tablet problems :P

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Blue Farce

Posted: Aug 14 2006, 06:06 AM

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Awesome. =D

How could I forget...

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Crab... battle... rrg! Grrg battle arr... crab battle crab!!...

~Snake

Something like that...

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PseudoManiac

Posted: Aug 14 2006, 11:40 AM

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Am I the only one that can laugh ridiculously at something so simple and basic, yet when I hear a joke that everyone else thinks is funny, I find it not funny.

Anyway my favourite quote is:

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How do I shot web?

followed by...

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I dunno lol ¯\(º_o)/¯

Destiny

Posted: Aug 14 2006, 11:45 AM

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QUOTE (PseudoManiac @ Aug 14 2006, 11:40 PM)

Am I the only one that can laugh ridiculously at something so simple and basic, yet when I hear a joke that everyone else thinks is funny, I find it not funny.

Anyway my favourite quote is:

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How do I shot web?

followed by...

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I dunno lol ¯\(º_o)/¯

Your sense of humor sounds very similar to Farce's :heh:

The first quote didnt phase in the slightest... then i read the second one and cracked up laughing. Man thats demented xD

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Posted: Aug 14 2006, 01:12 PM

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QUOTE (PseudoManiac @ Aug 14 2006, 11:40 AM)

Am I the only one that can laugh ridiculously at something so simple and basic, yet when I hear a joke that everyone else thinks is funny, I find it not funny.

Anyway my favourite quote is:

QUOTE

How do I shot web?

followed by...

QUOTE

I dunno lol ¯\(º_o)/¯

haha ha hahaha.. what the hell?!

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damn, episode 16 and still no plot.. if we dont get one soon.....

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Blue Farce	Posted: Aug 14 2006, 04:53 PM
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND Group: OSP: Seraph Posts: 10,418 Member No.: 67 Joined: 18-July 06	The face at the end... XD Also, OMG PM's not dead!! -------------------- Love Hina owns my soul. Rest In Peace, Old Manga Revolution. 7/5/04-8/1/06 Same, v2. 9/18/2006-3/27/09 "lol "estrogen" lol" ~lillejord "WeEEHEheehEEHeHe" ~FoaS http://www.bash.org/?790133 http://bash.org/?500874 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSVfYwdGSsQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuU9Rxi_vyY Changes Made Since Ever: 68 Im a Nutzie. A GRAMMER NUTZIE!!

Miffed

Posted: Aug 18 2006, 03:21 AM

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Wait, so he sticks his thing that he pees out of, into her thing that she pees out of!? :uh:

me, when learning about the birds and the bees... :wehe: :wdown1:

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Maze	Posted: Aug 18 2006, 04:11 AM
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Zeratanus

Posted: Aug 18 2006, 05:41 PM

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My sister taking a personailty questionar thing on Myspace:

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My sister: "Are you intelligent... yes"
Me: "...... Mary, that says 'Energetic'

I love irony :wtehe:

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Blue: That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
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Miffed	Posted: Aug 18 2006, 05:54 PM
Regular Group: OSP: Knight Posts: 953 Member No.: 15 Joined: 3-December 05	irony is great :wgrin: :wXD: -------------------- SPEAK IN CAPSLOCK! TYPE WITH YOUR FISTS! PATHOS TRUMPS LOGOS AND ETHOS!

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