This is simple enough, really. Go to the Superpower wiki and go to a random page.

This is now your superpower. What will you do with it? Become a hero? A villain? A god?

I got omnipresence on the GitP forums, which is pretty neat.

So, let's see what chaos has gifted you with.

Web creation - Not horrible, I guess. It's like being Spiderman without all those other nifty things like super strength. Guess I'll make some webs. I suppose this could be applied to heroics, I'd just have to be more like Spiderman Noir and handle things more stealthily and with fewer snappy one-liners.

"Universal irreversibility"

Apparently I can make things cease to exist. to the point where no other superpower can bring them back.


And also i can nullify anyone's super powers from effecting me, or something.





welp, time to go bitch-slap superman!

Elemental Breath

I'm good at blowing. :yheh:

Petrifaction bitches

Time to tyrant up in this place.
^ good at blowing. <Make people hard with a look.

...Wait.

OH GOD I WEAR GLASSES WHYYYY.

(EDIT: Next one was "Comic Awarenes". Sure is spelling!)

I got that one too.

Rerolled and got Multiplication.

I can replicate targets.

Hazard Intuition


Backstabbers Alert! you can't stab me no more!

Fire Breathing.



I should stop eating Jalapenos.

Molecular Acceleration

Blowing things up.. sounds Fun..

Also INFLUENCING PEOPLES MINDS. (at a stretch)


There are soo many possiblities

Decided to reroll just for fun and got

Omnipotence

The user can use all powers, having an infinite mastery over all of them. The user is also granted the ability touse all their powers indefinitely, as they have an unlimited supply of energy


\o/


I think I am happy with that,

Im going to go make pigeons cease to exist.

Well, I think it's clear Evi's won this thread.

All hail to our new overlord!

(Overlordess?)

Lady.

Overlady.

Speaking of pigeons, there's this artifact you can make in Dominions 3. It's a rock shaped like a bird, that floats over your head, and when you fight dudes it starts pummeling the crap out of them, four times a turn. It's the best item ever.


HEY EVI

You should make another dimension, and put all the pigeons in it. You should put everything else bad in there!

Then you should give it to me! I'll make sure they don't like bleed over or invent dimension jumping or whatever.


If you could stick some internet access in there that would be cool too.

Actually Evi doesnt beat me. Granted, assuming she also has my powers I can't do anything to her either. But my power pretty much makes insta-stalemate





So poopie. I can't be the most powerful in the universe, but I can't be taken down either. At the very least, trying to take me out would be very risky, as I dont think I'd be very rational when endangered and would likely paradox the fuck out of everything making shit never-existed. so basically - DONT TAKE ME OUT IF YOU LIKE SPACE-TIME NOT RUPTURING AND DESTROYING REALITY

Blue: Sure! anything else you want i can make a list...


Z: I think it could be a stailmate if we didnt want to destroy everything in existance.. Otherwise Im pretty sure with enough creativity and madness one of us could find a way to win.. though i think it would like obliterate existance.

But i think this all fails to take into account my personality. Im more likely to use my powers to make someone get really mellow and happy so they forget why they wanted to fight me, than actually fight them. (hate conflict)

Except for pidgeons, they can rot in the hell i created for them.

A chair would be nice too. Maybe a blanket and some snacks.


Holy shit, NEET mode activated.

BLUE FARCE, NEET LORD OF BIRD HELL

Apparently I got Universal Irreversibility as well.



... so, what would happen if you put me and Z in the same room?

The power specifically says it can negate other powers. meaning we couldnt do anything to each other.


However, whether or not that room would continue to have ever existed, that's the question...

Well, it seems there aren't any adverse effects until you both decide to do something irreversible or until someone with omnipotence gets thrown into the mix.

So, if the two of you ever disagree, the world ends?

So it's a no power fight, then? Cuz' if that's the case, Nyx does have a shotgun.

And I'm her flippin father and I wont have any goshdarn shotgunnin in mah room that we're both stuck in!

Plus, he can just make the shotgun dun never exist.
Unless she makes it always exist.
In which case, paradox, universe implodes.

Seriously much better for the all powerful to work together to control everyone else and gain lots of riches and be worshiped as gods.

JUST THINK OF ALL THE TRIBUTES..

*____________*

If they disobey we can send them to pigdeon hell.



or you know.. If you sniped them by surprise.. so they couldnt use their powers to make the bullet not exist... or aomething.

*Chronolock*

I'm immortal!

* Immunity to any time manipulation effects.
* Knowledge of the effects of reality warping happening around them.
* Time perception.
* Cannot be erased from existence.
* Immortality.
* Teleportation.
* Time Travelling.
* Imperviousness to harm (From those attached to history).

>Get death-stare
>Everyone else gets Godhood

Dammit this is not fair.

Yours is definitely better than mine. :p

I guess I do get the enjoyment of mine requiring at least some creativity to get it to be useful.

I'm thinking I'll just suffocate all the criminals.

damn, yours is so cool K!

Probability manipulation of luckCause complete and utter bad luck on opponents.
Grant complete and utter good luck to yourself and allies.
Can increase the probability of victory or defeat.
Win the lottery.
Win in a wager.
If it is highly possible that an earthquake will occur the user can cause it to happen whenever
Lambdadelta (Umineko no naku koro ni) the Witch of Certainty can control probability to make things happen for Certain
Added by Raffe Ace Uchiha
she/he wishes.
Can cause rain in a cloudy day.
Can make volcanoes occur if it is a highly active volcano.
Can stop the life of a very old person (since the probability is high for them to die)
Can do well in basketball/football/Baseball (as the user can control the probability of the ball hiting the goal)
Can make a person lose balance.
Make car accidents.
Could cause fire from the electrical wires.
Short circuit electronic devices.
Break down doors and walls.
Can dodge a hail of bullets.
Can do well in target shooting.
Can make the imposible possible. example, person kicks a bucket, the bucket scares a nearby cat, the cat runs across a highway, a car swerves to avoid the cat, car skids into a telphone pole, and telphone pole lands on what you wanted it to land on.
Can make sure things that are thrown or shot hit somthing that will cause immediate reactions (i.e. a telephone wire, the ropes holding what you need, the button that needs to be hit.
Can literally make almost everything go your way.

This actually happens to me. All the time. I have uncanny good luck.

Random powers:
make cheese and other delicious dairy products have zero calories
communicate with dinosaurs
shock people when I touch them
clean things by cracking my knuckles
summon goats