http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php
Like Sloganizer..but BETTER. =3

"Lions and tigers and Fox, oh my!" - .....*snort*

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world cheese didn't exist." - That's a TERRIBLE thing to do!!

"Many Bothans died to bring us this bacon." - Pity.

"My mama always said life was like a box of Dr Pepper." - *insane giggle*

"It is too late, my OddBall is in your veins." - O_O

"A Taco? Where we're going we don't need a taco."

LIES! TACOS ARE ALWAYS REQUIRED

"Cheese? We ain't got no cheese! We don't need no cheese! I don't have to show you any stinking cheese!"

WHATS WITH THE NEGATIVITY AGAINST ALL THATS GREAT!?

"It is too late, my cheese is in your veins."

Eheheheh :D

"I feel the need - the need for cheese!"

HELLS YEAH :D

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Captain Planet. Aren't you?" -- hell yeah!

"Have you ever danced with the Captain Planet in the pale moonlight?" -- some more Captain Planet FTW

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Cheese." -- this is officially the best quote ever!!!!!!

and to conclude:
"Killing me won't bring back your ROFL CAKES."

Hasta la vista, spoon.

dunno wtf

We can't stop here. This is stapler country.

lol, bat country. A7X ftw.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Fortitiude' at will to old ladies.

monty python, lol

Show me the money!

this one wasn't funny at all. it was extremely disturbing that i got it.

Killing me won't bring back your pirates.

lawl, the ninjas killed them all.

You can't handle the Weenie Lord!

so true.

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was pikachu killed the beast.

pikachu pwns joo.

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was pikachu killed the beast.

oh my, that sounds risque. that wasd the last one, i promise

"Why don't you come up sometime and see peepee?"
-- She Done Him Wrong (1933) ~missing word was 'me'
:XD:

"This Bush attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it."
sounds like Bush VS Lord Voldemort xD

"Bush? We ain't got no Bush! We don't need no Bush! I don't have to show you any stinking Bush!"
lol

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take my vagina anymore!"
:XD:

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect my vagina to die."
O_o

"And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best vagina in the world..."
..................:XD::XD::XD:

"Killing me won't bring back your vagina."
XD
The Wicker Man (1973)
(the missing word was 'apples') <-- lame

"I ate his vagina with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
oh my hahahaha.. :XD:

i had fun with this word xD

ok, that's a wrap!

That'll do, cab. That'll do.
Babe


Watch the cab, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the cab!
The Thing From Another World


But why is the cab gone?
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


E.T. phone cab.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial


Well, a Cab's a Cab, but they call it 'le Cab'.
Pulp Fiction

You've got cab on you.
Shaun of the Dead




-GIGLLESNORT-

There is a poptarts coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?


Yup.....wait a minute...... no.........


Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Poptarts Room!

O_o ORLY?¿?


I'm king of the poptarts!

How Cliche... =\


When there's no more room in hell, the poptarts will walk the earth.


Mommy hold me.... I'm scared :ycry:

If I was a poptarts, a perfect poptarts, how would you know it was really me?

You wouldn't CUZ I'D BE UP IN YOUR GRILLZ STEALIN YO MONIES!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ :ywha:



After one of the best foods on the face of the earth... (since Zera took el queso) I had to use the next best thing

All in all the quotes were pretty kick @$$!

Alton Brown says Poptarts are evil.



Also, lmao @ kry's and "E.T. phone cab".


Houston, we have a waaugh.

Gort! Klaatu barada waaugh!
~The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) (the missing word was 'nikto')

( http://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1...85578nh9mx8.jpg <---Number 4.)

I met Zombie Jesus today. We are playing chess.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Zombie Jesus

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Zombie Jesus.

We're on a mission from Zombie Jesus.

As God is my Zombie Jesus, I'll never be hungry again.

Lions and tigers and Bubbles, oh my!

As God is my Purple Stuff, I'll never be hungry again.
Thanks to Dave Chappelle! Sugar, Water, Purple...gotta have purple stuff.

Houston, we have a yellow salad.

"Of all the RAGGLE FRAGGLE joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

RAGGLE FRAGGLE joints are the best.

"Say hello to my little puppies!"

YEAH! There cute and... stuff.

"Pay no attention to that man behind the Elmer Fudd!"

Yup. He can hide an infant.

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful penis wrinkle."

Okay... I am still laughing at this one...

EDIT: One last one... I was feeling immature, but this actually works. XD

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's huge boobies, which is probably more than she ever did.

Original word is "honor". XD

EDIT 2: Alright last one for this post. I will stop playign with it now. >.>

"I find your lack of stylish pimp shoes disturbing."

No, it is not dangerous to confuse lasers with angels.



Posting so SH can play with it again. :D

Soylent Green is anus!
Nyeh...
Here's looking at anus, kid.
Eh, not the best.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Jeffrey Dahmer. Aren't you?
Clearly made of win. XD

"I'll be calamari." - & I will eat j00. =D

"What do you want to marry Koopa for, anyhow?" - ... Oookay. XD

"Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a sploot!" - The heck even is a "sploot"?

"Say hello to my little blarglesnorchy!" - Is it just my demented mind, or does that sound kinda wrong?

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old cow." - o_o

"May the Jelly Beans be with you." - Oh, they're with me all right.

"Hasta la vista, rAwR." - It would have sounded so much meaner, though.

"I am the author. You are the cheesecake. I outrank you!" - Nobody outranks cheesecake!

"The power of Banana Phone compels you." - I know that's right!