I am sure that you have played this before. All posts have to have to be 5 words


The jersy cow saw this

weird green polka-dotted chicken jumping

(hyphenated words are one word, right?)

through the pansy fields sidways

because it drank too much

maple syrup with fresh marshmellows

. The maple syrup was too

gooey to be really enjoyed

like it should be. The

lilly wanted to float down

the river on a turtle's

shell that sounded like the

bass drum in a major

replay that everyone saw was

a stinker. The theaters wouldn't

play the movie because it

was so horrible that it

played all night never ending

, much to the regret of

the sparrow who was living

nearby in a mansion that

waved in the wind for all

to make fun of. It

flowed like a river down

the steep hill towards the

train that was waiting at

the fairy ring to take

away the child who brought

three candy canes and a

a noose that went around

the toe of a pauper

who hates squishy brown bananas

with purple spots on it

but loves black raspberries. He

skipped to his lou and

fell flat on his face.

where he landed in pudding

and laughed his head off.

His head then rolled down

the hill to the dock

where the red fern grows