Drinking the Problems away, Severus Snape, Anyone

[Regulus Black]

Regulus walked into the Hogshead pub, he was having problems with something, He wanted to end it with Diana though every time he tried to he was sucked back in, He also wanted to have a good relationsip with Kelly and be able to be with her, though it was looking like there was a third girl now. Regulus sat at the bar and ordered firewhiskey and alcoholic drinks, He was planning on drinking the problems away maybe knocking himself out.

He now had Tisha or Selena to worry about on top of Kelly and Diana, He wanted to end Him and Diana though she keeps telling him, no Regulus I love you, I have to be with you while Tisha each time he mentions hes getting married or anything about a girlfriend she goes off and gets mad at him likes its his fault he loves another girl and not her. He sighed as he sat there, What do I do, Woman are driving me mad he thought to himself as he drank another firewhiskey and he had 4 empty shot glasses now.

[Severus Snape]

Severus had issues. He and Darla had done the jazz the other night, and now he had started to think about it. He had been a fool and just plunged right in. It was so unlike him. He was logical, not foolish. Hogwarts was his life. His only life. He couldn't have a female companion, or a child. He just...couldn't.

The greasy man walked into the pub, wearing his usual black robes. He had no mind to do anything besides get plastered. He wasn't thinking straight. His life was not as he planned it. He was a spy for the Order of the Phoenix, working alongside James, Sirius, and Lily. He had always dreamt of staying with the Dark Lord, and reigning alongside him. Now he was possibly soon to be a father, a boyfriend, and an already spy.

He took his place on the bar next to Regulus, and pounded his pale fist on the counter. The barman immediatly put down a Firewhiskey and a bowl of fritters. His favorite. "What's your problem, Black?"

[Regulus Black]

"Girls, Kids, and parent hood, and Life" Regulus said to Severus taking a huge gulp of fire whiskey before going to the more powerful stuff, "I plan to have to crawl back home after this" he said to Severus as he took the bear and chugged it down and shook his head, he was slightly drunk though didn't care he continued to drink thinking of all the girls.

"Your Lucky Severus, Woman don't go after you and want you" he said to him taking his beer mug and mixed his fire whiskey and other drinks he had near him making a big drink and taking it. It burned as it went down and Regulus sighed as it finally went down and he shook his head as he rested it on his arm for a minute, "I mean, I am sure you will get some one who loves you"

[Severus Snape]

"Oh thank you." He spat out as Regulus said that he was lucky not to have girls chasing him. He truly was. He couldn't stand to think of him loving one of them. He shuddered at the thought, and took a large gulp of the Firewhiskey. "HA! Women, my arse. I have no need for them."

[Regulus Black]

Regulus had a headache, "I have two daughters, three girls friends I guess, and one of Them I am suppose to be getting married to, I don't see you having this kind of problem" he said to Severus as he took a huge gulp of his drink. "I hate woman there only good for one thing, after you get that one thing you should throw them to the side, I mean this whole death eater situation and kid thing and marriage I mean, Its great and all Though theres Darla I feel sorry for her, Shes pregnant with Evans kid" he said to Severus not knowing it was his, he took a huge gulp again of his drink.

[Severus Snape]

Severus didn't much care about how Regulus felt. It was his own bloody fault for screwing around so much. But as he said Death Eater, the greasy one hit him. "Shut up, you fool." He listned and nodded.

But when he said that Darla was pregnant with Evan's child, Severus perked up. Good, good. Then she will have to marry Evan, and he was free. "Oh. Really? Well, I wish them best of luck." He said, putting on the act that he didn't care.

[Regulus Black]

"I know its not his kid" Regulus said to him rubbing the back of his head and looked at Severus. "Evans been gone for a months and well, I mean, Theres no logic to, even a 1st grader could put the pieces together and figure it out, though I don't know, I mean, Who knows" he said to him looking at him and then he went to Severus ear "Death eater" he said with a hiss at the end and looked at him as he took another sip of his drink.

[Severus Snape]

Severus looked up. How many people had she been sleeping with? It couldn't be... "Oh, well, that's odd. I hope they find out who it is." After taking a few more drinks, Regulus had decided to piss off, and hiss 'Death Eater' in his ear. Severus cracked him one sharply on the skull. "Shut it, Regulus. Once more, and you will be kicked out. By me."

[Regulus Black]

Regulus wimpered as it hurt and looked at Severus Coldly, "Oh well, Your a dad, Must be hard on you" he said to him looking at him and opened up a shaken bottle of firewhiskey which opened and exploded on Severus and himself. He snickered at Severus and then looked at him as he took a sip of the whiskey and placed it on the bar.

"Death eater" he whispered and then hissed it louder as he got closer to Severus though jumped up before Severus could do anything to him.