*The Scene opens with Danny Amorous sitting in a directors chair, with both belts in his lap... and with the positioning you aren't entirely sure that he's wearing pants...*

[b]Danny: Greetings potential customers, Tv's Danny Amorous is sad to announce that due to the hectic scheduling of brilliant spokesmen. S-E-X-X-Y Co. Will not be able to release a promotional video for our match where we shill our great products, and cut down are clearly less attractive and marketable opponents. But ever since "Tv's" Danny Amorous and "The Internet's" Irving Kenton won the AWL Tag Team Championships as, "The Heartbreaker" Danny Amorous and "The natural" Irving Kenton. The calls have been coming in from everyone wanting a piece of the dual tag team champions

*Irving Walks onto the scene with both titles crossed against his chest like some kind of harness... he's also holding his cock...*

[b]Irving: YEAH! AWL WORLD and DISS CAN-AM BABY!

*Irving shifts his cock into his left hand and points to the appropriate titles with his right*

[b]Danny: Thank you Irving...

IJ: buckabuck.

[b]Danny: Not you.

*You know realize what I meant by that Statement didn't you!*

IJ: bawk...

[b]Danny: That's all for today folks... and remember to drink Treadmill the Mighty Lager, with the worlds first great taste of FISH!

[b]Irving: YEAH FI-... Fish?

[b]Danny: That's what the script says...

*Danny pulls a script out from under the AWL Tag title in his lap... and points to a section as Irving walks over to examine*

[b]Irving: that sounds awful.

[b]Danny: If by awful you mean great... since the camera is still rolling I agree with you...

[b]Irving: Oh yeah... uh...well... uh... COCK!

*Irving holds up his pet rooster and then runs off camera... as the scene fades*